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Title Contest Round XLV

CuriousG
Half-elven


Mar 16 2015, 11:12pm

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Title Contest Round XLV Can't Post

Thank you, Blackfox, for the honor of being chosen!

Please suggest captions for this cuddly image.




dormouse
Half-elven


Mar 16 2015, 11:19pm

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Lurz forgets that licorice has an unfortunate effect on the teeth... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 16 2015, 11:28pm

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Hold on a sec...have to get this piece of corned beef in my teeth...mmph, there it is... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 








(This post was edited by Brethil on Mar 16 2015, 11:29pm)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 17 2015, 12:05am

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"Whaddaya mean, you don't wanna be 'blood brothers'?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 17 2015, 1:39am

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Lurtz was so hungry he could have eaten a, er, knife...? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 17 2015, 3:11am

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Attempting to make friends, Lurtz plays the saexaphone. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 17 2015, 4:34am

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"Fot a truly close shave, use Morgul Sensor Blade - for skin as smooth as a new-born Orc captain." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 17 2015, 5:09am

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"...AND I get to lick the bowl too! Got that?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 17 2015, 8:22am

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Hehehe! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 17 2015, 8:28am

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The unfortunate moment when Lurtz forgot he had dipped his knife in poison before setting out from Isengard. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 17 2015, 12:34pm

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"What ya mean, 'I can't play with my Tonka Truck today??'" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




Meneldor
Valinor


Mar 17 2015, 4:39pm

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of an elven blade? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


CuriousG
Half-elven


Mar 17 2015, 7:07pm

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I was thinking, "So, do you REALLY want to take my parking space?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 17 2015, 8:16pm

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Today on "Serendipitous Discoveries in Science": Orc Saliva, Orc Blood and the Origins of Crazy Glue // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 17 2015, 11:15pm

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*snert* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Mar 18 2015, 1:11pm

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"Doc says I need more iron in my blood...or was that more blood on my iron? I'm not taking any chances either way." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


(This post was edited by zarabia on Mar 18 2015, 1:14pm)


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 18 2015, 2:02pm

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Perfect! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Farficom
Rivendell


Mar 18 2015, 7:17pm

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"There is no need for a toothpick when you have a nice big pointy sword like this." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 18 2015, 7:37pm

Post #19 of 24 (1947 views)
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"Like the penguin in its igloo eating fudgsicles..." [In reply to] Can't Post

Aragorn: "That's not a fudgsicle."

Lurtz: "And I'm not a penguin."

******************************************
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


CuriousG
Half-elven


Mar 18 2015, 8:46pm

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*Winner!* [In reply to] Can't Post

Now you get to pick the next photo.

Thanks for the chuckle!


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 18 2015, 9:13pm

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Congratulations, Loresilme! [In reply to] Can't Post

Looking forward to the next round. Smile



Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 18 2015, 9:17pm

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Awesome! Congrats! Too funny. // [In reply to] Can't Post











Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 18 2015, 10:19pm

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Thank you so much!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm so glad you got a laugh out of it Laugh! I'm off to grab the next screencap!

Thanks!
Loresilme


Meneldor
Valinor


Mar 18 2015, 11:36pm

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Tastes great! [In reply to] Can't Post

Less filling!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107

 
 

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