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CuriousG
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Mar 16 2015, 11:12pm
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Title Contest Round XLV
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Thank you, Blackfox, for the honor of being chosen! Please suggest captions for this cuddly image.
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dormouse
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Mar 16 2015, 11:19pm
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Lurz forgets that licorice has an unfortunate effect on the teeth... //
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Brethil
Half-elven
Mar 16 2015, 11:28pm
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Hold on a sec...have to get this piece of corned beef in my teeth...mmph, there it is... //
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(This post was edited by Brethil on Mar 16 2015, 11:29pm)
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Otaku-sempai
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Mar 17 2015, 12:05am
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"Whaddaya mean, you don't wanna be 'blood brothers'?" //
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"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 17 2015, 1:39am
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Lurtz was so hungry he could have eaten a, er, knife...? //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Darkstone
Immortal
Mar 17 2015, 3:11am
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Attempting to make friends, Lurtz plays the saexaphone. /
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****************************************** No Orc, No Orc!! It's a wonderful town!!! Mount Doom blew up, And the Black Tower's down!! The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground! No Orc, No Orc!! It's a heckuva town!!! -Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green
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Ataahua
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Mar 17 2015, 4:34am
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"Fot a truly close shave, use Morgul Sensor Blade - for skin as smooth as a new-born Orc captain." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Lissuin
Valinor
Mar 17 2015, 5:09am
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"...AND I get to lick the bowl too! Got that?" //
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BlackFox
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Mar 17 2015, 8:28am
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The unfortunate moment when Lurtz forgot he had dipped his knife in poison before setting out from Isengard. //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 17 2015, 12:34pm
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"What ya mean, 'I can't play with my Tonka Truck today??'" //
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 17 2015, 4:39pm
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of an elven blade?
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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CuriousG
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Mar 17 2015, 7:07pm
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I was thinking, "So, do you REALLY want to take my parking space?" //
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 17 2015, 8:16pm
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Today on "Serendipitous Discoveries in Science": Orc Saliva, Orc Blood and the Origins of Crazy Glue //
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Ataahua
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Mar 17 2015, 11:15pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Mar 18 2015, 1:11pm
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"Doc says I need more iron in my blood...or was that more blood on my iron? I'm not taking any chances either way." //
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You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Farficom
Rivendell
Mar 18 2015, 7:17pm
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"There is no need for a toothpick when you have a nice big pointy sword like this."
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Darkstone
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Mar 18 2015, 7:37pm
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"Like the penguin in its igloo eating fudgsicles..."
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Aragorn: "That's not a fudgsicle." Lurtz: "And I'm not a penguin."
****************************************** No Orc, No Orc!! It's a wonderful town!!! Mount Doom blew up, And the Black Tower's down!! The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground! No Orc, No Orc!! It's a heckuva town!!! -Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green
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CuriousG
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Mar 18 2015, 8:46pm
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Now you get to pick the next photo. Thanks for the chuckle!
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 18 2015, 9:13pm
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Looking forward to the next round.
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Brethil
Half-elven
Mar 18 2015, 9:17pm
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Awesome! Congrats! Too funny. //
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 18 2015, 10:19pm
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I'm so glad you got a laugh out of it ! I'm off to grab the next screencap! Thanks! Loresilme
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 18 2015, 11:36pm
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Less filling!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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