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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 10 2015, 12:56am
Post #76 of 117
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Out of doubt, out of Pants to the day’s rising
He came singing in the sun, Pants unsheathing.
Pants he rekindled, and in Pants ended;
over death, over dread, over Pants lifted
out of loss, out of Pants, unto long glory.
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Adrianna
Lorien
Mar 10 2015, 1:17am
Post #77 of 117
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Thranduil to Gandalf: I think your trying to save your pant.
You may have started these pants, Mithindir, but forgive me if I finish those pants.
"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."
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Holly Hobbit
Bree
Mar 10 2015, 4:38am
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*Bilbo points at the sky* "Look, Thorin, the pants are here! The pants..."
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Holly Hobbit
Bree
Mar 10 2015, 4:41am
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Legolas: "My pants died there. My father does not speak of it. There are no pants, no memory, nothing..."
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(This post was edited by Holly Hobbit on Mar 10 2015, 4:49am)
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Mar 10 2015, 2:20pm
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"The trousers! The trousers are coming!"
"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 10 2015, 4:37pm
Post #85 of 117
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a pair of pants
and not a pair of shirts. 
A pair of pants is one pant (two legs)
A pair of shirts is two shirts (four arms)
I gots to know??? 
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 11 2015, 2:00am
Post #86 of 117
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Bilbo: I picked it up in Beorn's garden....I'm going to plant it in my pants. //
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Mar 11 2015, 12:33pm
Post #87 of 117
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Legolas: These pants are pressed for one thing
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They are pressed for WAR!
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 1:57pm
Post #88 of 117
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"These Orcs were different from the others. They bore pants I had not seen for a long time. The pants of Gundabad." //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 1:59pm
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"Without the Pants of Power, Sauron can never again hold dominion over Middle-earth." //
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 2:12pm
Post #90 of 117
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"Don't underestimate the evil of pants. Pants over which ....
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...a serpent has brooded. Dragon-sickness seeps into the pants of all who come to this Mountain."
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 3:00pm
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"They have the Arkenpants! Thieves! How came you by the heirloom of our house? Those pants belong to the king!" //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 3:05pm
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"People trusted you, they listened to you. The Master's pants were there for the taking and you threw it all away. For what?" //
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 11 2015, 4:59pm
Post #93 of 117
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Thorin: "Betrayed by my own pants!" //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 11 2015, 5:01pm
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Gandalf: "The pants of Dol Guldur have been emptied. You're all in mortal danger." //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 9:55pm
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Gandalf: "Ah, the borders of the Shire. It is here you must take off your pants."
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Bilbo: "That's
a shame. I quite liked having pants on. It seems they bring good
luck."
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 9:57pm
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"What do you mean "who am I?" You know perfectly well who I am, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins! This is my home. And those are my pants, thank you very much!" //
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Brethil
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 10:08pm
Post #97 of 117
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That Lobelia. She took the point but she also took the pants. //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 11 2015, 10:21pm
Post #98 of 117
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Well, at least not intentionally. The pants fell inside her umbrella. 
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 12 2015, 12:15am
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”You are a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I am very fond of you; but you are only quite a little fellow in a wide world after all!”
“Thank goodness!” said Bilbo laughing, and handed him his pants.
P.s. Just try and stop BlackFox! Just try it! I dare ya! I double-dare ya!! I double-ding-dong-dare ya!!! 
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