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Title Contest Round XLIV

BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 10 2015, 8:49am

Post #1 of 19 (3197 views)
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Title Contest Round XLIV Can't Post



Fire away!



Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 10 2015, 9:12am

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"Look, Frodo! Bilbo's trolls! Whew...troll buggies." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


DanielLB
Immortal


Mar 10 2015, 9:20am

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Pippin: "Eugh. Why is everything tinted green? I don't like it." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Mar 10 2015, 10:09am

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What on Middle-earth?! Frodo...isn't that your face on the side of that giant bird? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 10 2015, 12:06pm

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"Hey, wait a minute...why can't we just let the EAGLES....." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



dormouse
Half-elven


Mar 10 2015, 2:14pm

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"I can't remember - do eagles breathe fire.....?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 10 2015, 2:33pm

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"Hey! Something just dropped from that Eagle's bott..." PLOP! SPATTER! "Ugh!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 Or did I take "Fire Away!" too literally?

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Mar 10 2015, 2:34pm)


cats16
Half-elven


Mar 10 2015, 7:41pm

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*looks up* *Nazgul on broomstick* "Surrender Frodo" Pip: We've *got* to get you to see the Wizard, Doroth--I mean, Frodo! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 11 2015, 1:47am

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...and the last thought Pippin had before it all went black was: "Wow. Balrogs do have wings." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 11 2015, 3:11am

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Frodo to Sam: "It's the easiest Hide and Seek game ever - Pippin always forgets to look behind him." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 11 2015, 3:12am

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"Eru, why did you make my feet hairy?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 11 2015, 3:44am

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***hahaaaa!!!*** New subtexting for that scene. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 








Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Mar 11 2015, 12:22pm

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The groundhog said only 6 more weeks of snow, [In reply to] Can't Post

But those look like snow clouds to me.

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






CuriousG
Half-elven


Mar 11 2015, 10:54pm

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"Why doesn't that helicopter with the camera take fly us to Mordor?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 12 2015, 2:12am

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An "aha" moment. . . [In reply to] Can't Post

Suddenly Pippin realized that Bill the Pony didn't have a head.




Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 12 2015, 2:13am

Post #16 of 19 (2739 views)
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*snort* Lovely. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 








BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 12 2015, 11:18am

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We have a winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congratulations, CuriousG! Round XLV is all yours.

Thanks for the laughs, everyone! Smile



Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 12 2015, 5:00pm

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"Apples from Dunland!!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


sador
Half-elven


Mar 12 2015, 6:57pm

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And well-deserved! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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