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banaili
Bree
Mar 6 2015, 3:22pm
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Some of the potential NSFW ones, though... X'D I won't post them, of course!
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This one just struck me as so very simple that it made me giggle too much! XD
[a Lake-town woman helps the surviving people of Lake-town]
Lake-town Woman: These are pants. You'll need them.
Lake-town Refugee: Thank you.
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 4:26pm
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"Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your trousers and your shorts. Plant your jeans, watch them grow. If more people valued pants above gold this world would be a merrier place." //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 4:28pm
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"Your mother loved you, Legolas. More than anything. More than pants themselves." //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 4:30pm
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"You sit here, in these vast halls, with pants upon your head and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been." //
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banaili
Bree
Mar 6 2015, 4:55pm
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OH GOD... XDDD DYING... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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That image, though... XD Someone should do an image edit of Thorin with pants on his head!
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 5:19pm
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wrong movie but;__ Witch King: "Give up the pants, she-elf" __ Arwen (drawing sword): "If you want them, come and claim them" //
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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Mar 6 2015, 6:20pm
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Oh, the old ones are the best! *applauds*
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...and of course, we must all look for 'the grey pants where the thrush knocks'... and even by the last light of Durin's day it's clear that someone needs to go and buy some bio detergent!
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 7:31pm
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"You don't really suppose, do you.....
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...that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere pants? Magic pants should not be used lightly, Bilbo."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 6 2015, 10:32pm
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Ok! Wrong movie and wrong dialogue but…
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I gotta jump in cause this is fun.. Fun…. FUNNY! 
“What do you mean? Do you wish me a good pair of PANTS, or that it is a good morning to wear PANTS whether I want to or not? Or that your PANTS feel good this morning? Or that it is a good morning to wear PANTS on?” Said Gandalf breathlessly, as he wheezed and PANTed.
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RosieLass
Valinor
Mar 6 2015, 11:13pm
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It's that middle-aged spread that hits right around age 600. //
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"Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it."
--Joyce Meyer
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
--Leonard Nimoy
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 7 2015, 2:37pm
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Thorin: "I am so sorry that I have lead you to such pants..."
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Bilbo: "No! I am glad to have shared in your pants, Thorin. Each and every pair. It is far more than any Baggins deserves!"
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 7 2015, 2:38pm
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"Are you in need of pants, my lady?" //
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 7 2015, 4:04pm
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"We're not leaving, not without our pants." //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 7 2015, 11:48pm
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How do we know you're if you're wearing PANTS? . .
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or not .... You never come out of that @#$% TEAPOT!! 
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 7 2015, 11:50pm
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We dormice likes to keep our little secrets...... //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 8 2015, 8:24pm
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Bard: "You gave us your pants. Does that mean nothing?" //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 8 2015, 8:25pm
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"Many die in war, life is cheap. But pants such as these cannot be counted in lives lost. They are worth all the blood we can spend." //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 8 2015, 8:27pm
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"You think your pants are worth more than theirs, when there is no love in them." //
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 8 2015, 11:22pm
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"Pants, pants beyond measure. Beyond sorrow or grief." //
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Brethil
Half-elven
Mar 9 2015, 1:50am
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"You sit here, in these vast halls, with pants upon your head and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been."
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Adrianna
Lorien
Mar 9 2015, 5:49am
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I will not hide behind a wall of pants, while others fight our battles for us! It is not in my blood, Thorin
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"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."
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Holly Hobbit
Bree
Mar 9 2015, 10:43pm
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Okay, time for some Thranduil fun!
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"Give the pants. If anything moves on the pants, shoot it. The Dwarves are out of pants."
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Holly Hobbit
Bree
Mar 9 2015, 10:47pm
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"The pants of Lasgalen." - Thorin
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This thread wins the internet! 
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 10 2015, 12:42am
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Out of doubt, out of Pants to the day’s rising
I came singing in the sun, Pants unsheathing.
To hope’s end I rode and to Pants breaking.
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red pair of Pants.
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