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It's The Battle of the Five Armies pants thread!
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BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 5 2015, 8:14pm

Post #26 of 117 (3816 views)
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Thranduil: "I've spent enough Elvish pants in defense of this accursed land. No more!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



banaili
Bree


Mar 5 2015, 9:37pm

Post #27 of 117 (3811 views)
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This thread is way too amazing already! XDDD [In reply to] Can't Post

1) Legolas: You may tell my father if there is no place for Tauriel, there is no place for me.

Tauriel: Legolas, it is your King's command.

Legolas: Yes, he is my King, but he does not command my pants.

2) Gandalf: You must set aside your petty grievances with the Dwarves. War is coming. The pants of Dol Guldur have been emptied. You're all in mortal danger.

Bard: What are you talking about?

Thranduil: I can see you know nothing of pants. They are like winter thunder on a wild wind, rolling in from a distance breaking hard in alarm.

and 3) Bard: Why would you do this? You owe us no loyalty.

Bilbo Baggins: I'm not doing it for you. I know that Dwarves can be obstinate and pigheaded and difficult. And suspicious and secretive with the worst manners you can possibly imagine, but they are also brave and kind and loyal to a fault. I've grown very fond of them, and I would save them if I can. But Thorin values this stone above all else. In exchange for it's return, I believe he will give you what you were owed. There will be no need for pants.

(I saw another that would be SO perfect, but I think it's too adult-rated for this site... Tongue)


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 5 2015, 10:49pm

Post #28 of 117 (3800 views)
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"You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck? Magic pants should not be used lightly, Bilbo." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



(This post was edited by BlackFox on Mar 5 2015, 10:52pm)


dormouse
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 12:06am

Post #29 of 117 (3794 views)
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They will fight to the death to defend their pants...... [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins!
[they meet in Thranduil's pants]
Thranduil: If I'm not mistaken, this is the Halfling who stole the keys to my pants from under the nose of my guards.
Bilbo Baggins: Yees. Sorry about that. I came to give you this.
[he shows them the pants]
Thranduil: The Pants of the Mountain. The King's pants.
Bard: And worth a king's socks


Adrianna
Lorien


Mar 6 2015, 12:59am

Post #30 of 117 (3787 views)
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This is from the scene when they were interogating the Orc [In reply to] Can't Post

 
Thranduil: Tell me what you and I will set you pants free,


I tried.Smile

"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 6 2015, 1:27am

Post #31 of 117 (3776 views)
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Bilbo: Is this treasure truly worth more than your pants? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 6 2015, 1:28am

Post #32 of 117 (3775 views)
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Thorin: Durin's pants do not flee from a fight. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 6 2015, 1:29am

Post #33 of 117 (3781 views)
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Keep going! [In reply to] Can't Post

It gets easier with practice! Wink


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



Adrianna
Lorien


Mar 6 2015, 2:31am

Post #34 of 117 (3780 views)
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Lake town scene [In reply to] Can't Post

Master of Lake-town: If only we could take more of these poor pants with us. But they're hardly worth it.
Alfrid: I quite agree.
Bofur: Look out!
Master of Lake-town: Move it! Move it! Come on! Faster! 
[as some of the Master's pants falls off the boat and into the river]
Master of Lake-town: My pants! My pants!
Alfrid: We carry too much weight. We need to dump more pants.
Master of Lake-town: Quite right, Alfrid.

"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."


banaili
Bree


Mar 6 2015, 8:24am

Post #35 of 117 (3758 views)
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XDDD This thread is turning my day completely around! [In reply to] Can't Post

[Tauriel tries to help Bard's pants escape as Smaug is about to attack]

Tauriel: We have no time, we must leave.

[referring to Kili]

Fili: Get him up.

[to his pants]

Fili: Come on, pants. Come on, come on, let's go.

Kili: I'm fine, I can walk.

[to the children]

Tauriel: As fast as you can.

Bain: We're not leaving, not without our pants.

Tauriel: If you stay here, your pants will die. Is that what your father would want?


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 6 2015, 11:43am

Post #36 of 117 (3745 views)
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"I will have PANTS!" *Bilbo chimes in... PLEASE, for all our sakes!* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 6 2015, 11:48am

Post #37 of 117 (3746 views)
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Thorin: "I know an Elf-lord who will pay a pretty price for these pants!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Mar 6 2015, 11:49am)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 6 2015, 11:52am

Post #38 of 117 (3746 views)
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Bilbo: "No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or pants!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Mar 6 2015, 11:54am)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 6 2015, 11:53am

Post #39 of 117 (3743 views)
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Gandalf: "And what about very old pants?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 6 2015, 12:59pm

Post #40 of 117 (3742 views)
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See? Told ya! [In reply to] Can't Post

Practice makes perfect. Wink


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 1:07pm

Post #41 of 117 (3734 views)
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"One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who wore pants... and those that did not." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 1:09pm

Post #42 of 117 (3733 views)
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"When faced with pants, what can anyone do?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 1:10pm

Post #43 of 117 (3732 views)
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"If you don't like my pants, then please, don't damage them! Return them to me!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 1:13pm

Post #44 of 117 (3735 views)
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Tauriel: "If these are pants, I don't want them. Take them away, please! Why do they hurt so much?" [In reply to] Can't Post

Thranduil: "Because they are real."



Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 1:19pm

Post #45 of 117 (3730 views)
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Nice! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 








Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 1:20pm

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Good thing I'm reading this at home. Snorting alert. // [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
Tauriel: "If these are pants, I don't want them. Take them away, please! Why do they hurt so much?" Thranduil: "Because they are real."









Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 6 2015, 1:21pm

Post #47 of 117 (3729 views)
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*Tauriel, honey, you just need the next size up. ;) * // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



Adrianna
Lorien


Mar 6 2015, 2:47pm

Post #48 of 117 (3712 views)
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Thorin's Dragon sickness for Arkenstone pants! [In reply to] Can't Post

[later the dwarves help Thorin search for the Arkenstone pants]
Thorin: Any sign of it?
Bifur: Nothing here.
Ori: Nothing here.
Thorin: Keep searching!
Dwalin: Those Arkenstone pants could be anywhere.
Thorin: Those Arkenstone pants are in these halls. Find it!
Dwalin: You heard him, keep looking. 
Thorin: All of you! No one rests until it is found!

"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."


Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 6 2015, 2:52pm

Post #49 of 117 (3704 views)
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Bilbo can be such a buzz kill...making Thorin put on pants! // [In reply to] Can't Post

"I will have PANTS!" *Bilbo chimes in... PLEASE, for all our sakes!*








Adrianna
Lorien


Mar 6 2015, 2:59pm

Post #50 of 117 (3701 views)
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We need more pants please [In reply to] Can't Post

 
Lake-towner #1: Hang his pants up!
Lake-towner #5: To the tree with his pants!
[the crowd grabs hold of Alfrid's pants]
Bard: Enough, Let his pants go! Let his pants go!
[they drop Alfrid' s pants to the ground]
Bard: Look around you! Have you not had your fill of pants?
[Alfrid gets up and puts his arm on Bard's shoulder in agreement but Bard pushes him back to the ground]
Bard: Winter is upon us. We must look to our own pants, to the sick pants and the helpless pants. Those who can stand to wear pants, tend to the wounded pants, and those who have strong pants left, follow me. We must salvage what we can.
Lake-town Woman: And what then? What do we do then?
Bard: We find more pants.

"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."

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