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BlackFox
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Mar 5 2015, 8:14pm
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Thranduil: "I've spent enough Elvish pants in defense of this accursed land. No more!" //
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banaili
Bree
Mar 5 2015, 9:37pm
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This thread is way too amazing already! XDDD
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1) Legolas: You may tell my father if there is no place for Tauriel, there is no place for me. Tauriel: Legolas, it is your King's command. Legolas: Yes, he is my King, but he does not command my pants. 2) Gandalf: You must set aside your petty grievances with the Dwarves. War is coming. The pants of Dol Guldur have been emptied. You're all in mortal danger. Bard: What are you talking about? Thranduil: I can see you know nothing of pants. They are like winter thunder on a wild wind, rolling in from a distance breaking hard in alarm. and 3) Bard: Why would you do this? You owe us no loyalty. Bilbo Baggins: I'm not doing it for you. I know that Dwarves can be obstinate and pigheaded and difficult. And suspicious and secretive with the worst manners you can possibly imagine, but they are also brave and kind and loyal to a fault. I've grown very fond of them, and I would save them if I can. But Thorin values this stone above all else. In exchange for it's return, I believe he will give you what you were owed. There will be no need for pants. (I saw another that would be SO perfect, but I think it's too adult-rated for this site... )
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 5 2015, 10:49pm
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"You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck? Magic pants should not be used lightly, Bilbo." //
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(This post was edited by BlackFox on Mar 5 2015, 10:52pm)
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 12:06am
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They will fight to the death to defend their pants......
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Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins! [they meet in Thranduil's pants] Thranduil: If I'm not mistaken, this is the Halfling who stole the keys to my pants from under the nose of my guards. Bilbo Baggins: Yees. Sorry about that. I came to give you this. [he shows them the pants] Thranduil: The Pants of the Mountain. The King's pants. Bard: And
worth a king's socks
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Adrianna
Lorien
Mar 6 2015, 12:59am
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This is from the scene when they were interogating the Orc
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Thranduil: Tell me what you and I will set you pants free, I tried.
"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 6 2015, 1:27am
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Bilbo: Is this treasure truly worth more than your pants? //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 6 2015, 1:28am
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Thorin: Durin's pants do not flee from a fight. //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 6 2015, 1:29am
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It gets easier with practice!
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Adrianna
Lorien
Mar 6 2015, 2:31am
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Master of Lake-town: If only we could take more of these poor pants with us. But they're hardly worth it. Alfrid: I quite agree. Bofur: Look out! Master of Lake-town: Move it! Move it! Come on! Faster! [as some of the Master's pants falls off the boat and into the river] Master of Lake-town: My pants! My pants! Alfrid: We carry too much weight. We need to dump more pants. Master of Lake-town: Quite right, Alfrid.
"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."
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banaili
Bree
Mar 6 2015, 8:24am
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XDDD This thread is turning my day completely around!
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[Tauriel tries to help Bard's pants escape as Smaug is about to attack] Tauriel: We have no time, we must leave. [referring to Kili] Fili: Get him up. [to his pants] Fili: Come on, pants. Come on, come on, let's go. Kili: I'm fine, I can walk. [to the children] Tauriel: As fast as you can. Bain: We're not leaving, not without our pants. Tauriel: If you stay here, your pants will die. Is that what your father would want?
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 6 2015, 12:59pm
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Practice makes perfect.
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 1:07pm
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"One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who wore pants... and those that did not." //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 1:09pm
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"When faced with pants, what can anyone do?" //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 1:10pm
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"If you don't like my pants, then please, don't damage them! Return them to me!" //
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BlackFox
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Mar 6 2015, 1:13pm
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Tauriel: "If these are pants, I don't want them. Take them away, please! Why do they hurt so much?"
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Thranduil: "Because they are real."
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Brethil
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 1:19pm
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 6 2015, 1:21pm
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*Tauriel, honey, you just need the next size up. ;) * //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Adrianna
Lorien
Mar 6 2015, 2:47pm
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Thorin's Dragon sickness for Arkenstone pants!
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[later the dwarves help Thorin search for the Arkenstone pants] Thorin: Any sign of it? Bifur: Nothing here. Ori: Nothing here. Thorin: Keep searching! Dwalin: Those Arkenstone pants could be anywhere. Thorin: Those Arkenstone pants are in these halls. Find it! Dwalin: You heard him, keep looking. Thorin: All of you! No one rests until it is found!
"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."
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Brethil
Half-elven
Mar 6 2015, 2:52pm
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Bilbo can be such a buzz kill...making Thorin put on pants! //
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"I will have PANTS!" *Bilbo chimes in... PLEASE, for all our sakes!*
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Adrianna
Lorien
Mar 6 2015, 2:59pm
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Lake-towner #1: Hang his pants up! Lake-towner #5: To the tree with his pants! [the crowd grabs hold of Alfrid's pants] Bard: Enough, Let his pants go! Let his pants go! [they drop Alfrid' s pants to the ground] Bard: Look around you! Have you not had your fill of pants? [Alfrid gets up and puts his arm on Bard's shoulder in agreement but Bard pushes him back to the ground] Bard: Winter is upon us. We must look to our own pants, to the sick pants and the helpless pants. Those who can stand to wear pants, tend to the wounded pants, and those who have strong pants left, follow me. We must salvage what we can. Lake-town Woman: And what then? What do we do then? Bard: We find more pants.
"I did free him. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders."
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