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Bombadil
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Feb 13 2015, 12:17am
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If "The Company" WAS a Company..?
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Gandalf would have been the CEO
Thorin would be President
Balin would be Vice-President
Gloin, the Treasurer
Ori is just? GOT to be THEIR...Secretary
Dori, their Concierge..."A Liitle RED Wine..Mister Gandalf?"
Bifur...Their Attack DOG..? or something like that?
Bofur is their Disc Jockey
Bombur was Born to be their Chef...Food Service?
Oin... the Medic
Dwalin is DEFINITELY.. the Head of Security
Nori is an "Temp" in the MailROOM?..since he has No CLASS, No Clue to what this Company NEEDS?
Fili is a Rookie Recruit who needzz.. to learn more...from
THAT that UNCLE & next President? ... {..NEPOTISM Much..?}
Kili is a SOON-TO-BE-Famous FACE a, a, a, Cover Boy? for THIS company
when Written UP in THE Wall Street Journal?.
Then? when it gets to Bilbo...
HuMM
he izz their ......Biographer...who wrote it down..
SSOoo. you Could Call Bilbo
jrrt... for a Time.
Seroiusly!... Could THIzz company be a "Fortune 500" Company
or what?
NOW that they own MORE Gold than
"Scrooge McDuck"
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Feb 13 2015, 12:19am
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Or would Gandalf be a consultant (at least in the book)?
"The Great Scaly One protects us from alien invaders and ourselves with his fiery atomic love. It can be a tough love - the “folly of man” and all that - but Godzilla is a fair god.
"Godzilla is totally accepting of all people and faiths. For it is written that liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, straight or gay, all people sound pretty much the identical as they are crushed beneath his mighty feet." - Tony Isabella, The First Church of Godzilla (Reform)
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Bombadil
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Feb 13 2015, 12:48am
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Bombadil
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Feb 13 2015, 3:14am
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He is ALSO, their "Advanced Man"
Scouting out their Territory
Smmoothing out their Path...
But Couldn't ..in MIRKY, Mirkwood, {A Forest of BAD }
Because?..OTHER Conferences? needed his ATTENTION
SSOoo.. He needed to Be
with his Councilmen
DEALING with a Global Economy Collapse..
a,a,a, "TAKE-Over"
by Some Pesky Usurper.. from the South
who felt he could
RULE the masses with his OWN Sorta Magic..
A STUPID little RING..with a Mind of its OWN
Really? GET a GRIP Sauron...you need Something a BIT Better
than that OLD OUT-Dated...BLING..?
Your ORCS have Muscle, but WITLESS...Too often they DIE
by flying into an Opponant ONLY TO die
running into Someones.... Belt Buckles.
WHAT a BUNCH of Pathetic Losers...
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Bombadil
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Feb 13 2015, 3:31am
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IZZ it..He who Carries the BIGGEST STICK..Wins//
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Brethil
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Feb 13 2015, 3:32am
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 No, he was definitely a staff member.
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Feb 13 2015, 3:39am
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BUT? Sauron CREMATED G-Manzz Staff
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SSoo he had to Deal with Madness
W/ a BORROWED Staff....
UNTIL he BECAME sum WHITE GUY in "Fangorn" of all places...
by Shire Reckon-Ring...
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(This post was edited by Bombadil on Feb 13 2015, 3:42am)
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Brethil
Half-elven
Feb 13 2015, 3:46am
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The wizard staff change: A detail I hope we see more of in EE
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(and it lends a whole new meaning to Temp Staffing). 
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Feb 13 2015, 3:54am
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MISTAKE1.?.? Bilbo wazz "The Intern"
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First of ALL
1. Not Dwarf
2. But EVEN smaller
3. Quiet as a dormouse
4. Smells NOTHING like a Dwarve {Thank you JESUS }
5. Gets to GET Invisible @ TIMES
sounds like
"Burgler-Material" to
Bomby
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ecthelionsbeard
Lorien
Feb 13 2015, 4:03am
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I think not. His greatness is in his humility and meekness. He would respectfully decline, nominating Thorin as CEO and Bilbo as President.
I can see Gandalf as simply the advisor of the group. I more or less agree with the rest of your list, however 
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Feb 13 2015, 4:27am
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many TIMES in PJ's VERSION
you ?
sitting in your SEAT
SOAR on Eagles
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Feb 13 2015, 2:49pm
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conveniently Located in NorthEAST Mirkwood...Immortals Live
comfortably Underground while Killing Gigantic Spiders for Sport.
{Winning every Time for Ages}
Known as a High Rent District like "Beverly Hills"
with it's Tree-Lined Streets & Designer Interior Waterfalls....
this Mountain Tries to Rival Lower Manhattan
{the Stock Brokers district} where the Dwarves Live...
further North & EAST
They needed ...to be Located sorta Near EREBOR, the first BANK of MiddleEARTH
controlled by small Hairy, Mostly Nefarious Miners
who Created the first currency known....as GOLD?
High-Full-LOOTing Elves care NOT,
since Jewelry? is Much more Prized....
which OFTEN comes with Sentimental Memories
of a Marriage from the First AGE..
OF Course these Two Cultures would Clash
1. Elves: have the Movie Star look that would make most of Them
Likely Candidates to grace the Cover of "Vogue" or "GQ"..?
2. Dwarves:. on the other hand, {Those small Bankers} wouldn't
Make the Back pages of
"Sports Illustrated" or "National Geographic", in their Lifetime.
since they are SSOoo un-Sanitary...
Most have never heard of Shampoo?
Bathing is Kinda Forbidden
unless it's Communal..
in someone
ELSE's Fountain?
These Diametrically OPPOSED People, years ago were Friends
NOW FOES of the Worst kind.
Bomby has only Scratched the surface of their WAR with
"LifeStyle".
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burrahobbit
Rohan
Feb 13 2015, 8:49pm
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What line of work is this company in?
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Thorin & Co. Beard Grooming and Barbershop Quartet?
Lonely Mountain Banking Corporation?
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Feb 13 2015, 10:57pm
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SHORT Answer "THEY make Money"
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which is what Companies DO.
*sicker* *snicker*
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Meneldor
Valinor
Feb 14 2015, 12:44am
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I don't think Nori would actually be part of the company.
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He'd be on retainer, but through at least one false front, for certain operations that require plausible deniability.
And I think he took the missing 15 minutes of recorded Palantir conversations between Mordor and Minas Tirith.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Feb 14 2015, 1:54am
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IT's Kinda Implied in BagEND in AUJ
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THAT?...Dori had just Bailed out his Brother
from Jail in the Caverns of Erid Luin..
The Blue Mountains are the Last Place
Nori needs to be.
Constantly Slipping KeepSakes into HIS POCKETS
like a Convicted Kleptomaniac...
Maybe they DIDn't need Bilbo after all
Nori was Right under their
Long Noses. ALL the TIME?
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