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Ataahua
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Feb 7 2015, 11:41pm
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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What was the real reason that Gandalf wanted Thorin to take Bilbo along with him to Erebor?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Kim
Valinor
Feb 8 2015, 12:12am
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He was hoping to get decent meals on the road //
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balbo biggins
Rohan
Feb 8 2015, 12:44am
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to lead bilbo into the goblin tunnels and steal the ring from gollum, thats why gandalf disappears! gandalf couldnt take it himself as we know ,so he needed someone young and impressionable to coerce into it!
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Brethil
Half-elven
Feb 8 2015, 12:50am
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So he could use his "pardon me again, its become a Hobbit" joke, which he finds endlessly amusing.//
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Feb 8 2015, 1:07am
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He'd been coveting Bilbo's spoons for some time. This was the only way to grab them for himself before Lobelia could pilfer them.//
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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RosieLass
Valinor
Feb 8 2015, 6:54am
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The dwarves were tired of his short people jokes and he needed a new victim...er, audience! //
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"BOTH [political] extremes are dangerous. But more dangerous are team fanboys who think all the extremists are on the OTHER side." (CNN reader comment)
It is always those with the fewest sensible things to say who make the loudest noise in saying them. --Precious Ramotswe (Alexander McCall Smith)
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sador
Half-elven
Feb 8 2015, 9:10am
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Had he known Jackson's designs in advance, he might have refrained from it.
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Feb 8 2015, 9:38am
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G-Man knew Smaug would SMELL...
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SMELLY Dwarves from Miles away...
The Last time they got Clean WAS below
the Toilet & Bard's Abode...
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Feb 8 2015, 3:55pm
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Gandalf needed to build up is courage...
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...to tell Bilbo the truth about his parentage! Gandalf and Belladonna were friends with benefits.
"The Great Scaly One protects us from alien invaders and ourselves with his fiery atomic love. It can be a tough love - the “folly of man” and all that - but Godzilla is a fair god.
"Godzilla is totally accepting of all people and faiths. For it is written that liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, straight or gay, all people sound pretty much the identical as they are crushed beneath his mighty feet." - Tony Isabella, The First Church of Godzilla (Reform)
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Feb 8 2015, 6:40pm
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It was part of Galadriel's "Barefoot Walk to Rivendell" challenge
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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
(Old Icelandic Fe rune poem)
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Plurmo
Rohan
Feb 9 2015, 1:42am
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He thought he could scare Smaug away with a Turin look alike, should he put Thorin on Bilbo's shoulders, (like Austin Powers on Mini Me's.) //
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Arandiel
Grey Havens
Feb 9 2015, 2:37am
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The first White Council member to field a successful chump - er, champion - would win//
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Walk to Rivendell: Walk with the Fellowship Challenge - grab a buddy and let the magic live on, one step at a time.
Join us, Thursdays on Main!
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 9 2015, 9:26pm
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"Seems to know as much about the inside of my larders as I do myself!” thought Mr. Baggins... /
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I met a Balrog on the stair,
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today,
I wish he would just fly away.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Feb 9 2015, 11:51pm
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It TOOK me a minute but I WONT forget that pun :D //
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Brethil
Half-elven
Feb 10 2015, 1:50am
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TY m'dear! Puns do make me feel so Merry. //
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