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Advising Elf
Rohan
Mar 8 2007, 2:02pm
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If you can call it that.
Magnificently terrible!
"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain
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Advising Elf
Rohan
Mar 8 2007, 2:03pm
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Sound of joke going over my head. [nt]
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"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain
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Owlyross
Rohan
Mar 8 2007, 2:09pm
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What do you call a spirit of the country after a particularly hot chilli?
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Tum Bum Bad Deal
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
Benjamin Franklin
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)
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Advising Elf
Rohan
Mar 8 2007, 3:10pm
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"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Mar 8 2007, 5:12pm
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What do you call a lawn pest from high in the Misty Mountains?
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Carabhgras.
Fight for us! And regain your honor, learn valuable technical skills, and qualify for up to four years' college tuition! What say you?
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grammaboodawg
Immortal
Mar 8 2007, 5:19pm
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men just never pick up? *contemplates*
Dwarves are a tease. Just when you're ready to give up... "WHAT D'YA WANT!?""
And Sauron is a control freak. I'll bet he's got one of those phones you wear behind your ea.... oh. Nevermind.
 
Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!
"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
TORn's Observations Lists
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Mar 8 2007, 6:05pm
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Tum Bum Bad Deal
Tom Bombadil
The chili was a Bad Deal for the Tum and the Bum.
*hits over the head with a ton of bricks*
And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.
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Advising Elf
Rohan
Mar 8 2007, 7:57pm
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I got the Tom Bombadil reference but the rest didn't sink in.
Now I feel like a goofus, but that's okay. Situation normal.
"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain
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Advising Elf
Rohan
Mar 8 2007, 7:58pm
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"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain
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dernwyn
Forum Admin
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Mar 8 2007, 11:10pm
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What do you call a fair held high in the Misty Mountains?
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Azanul-bazaar.
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Still 'round the corner there may wait
A new road, or a secret gate...
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Lady of Light
Rivendell
Mar 9 2007, 5:01am
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Oh, it hurts! 
Awesome luin
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
- Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
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"No! Well yes, but that's not the point..."
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If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!
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Advising Elf
Rohan
Mar 9 2007, 1:38pm
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"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain
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Moriel
The Shire
Mar 12 2007, 8:33pm
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Ooh. This one is lame so I have to inflict it on you.
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What is the black gate called in Sindarin? The Mor-door.
Moriel - the Daughter of the Dark
Serving your wiseacre needs since the blooming of the Trees.
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silneldor
Half-elven
Mar 13 2007, 12:55am
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You want lame? What is big, green and goes bang,bang,bang,bang?
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A four door troll.
"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."
Tolkien and C.S. Lewis- The Gift of Friendship -Duriez
The magnificent beech
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Patty
Immortal
Mar 16 2007, 3:56am
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Good. now I don't feel so alone. n/t
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Welcome to Rivendell, Patty Baggins
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*Bwahaha!!* Does that mean
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