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Ataahua
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Jan 27 2015, 9:36pm
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If The Lord of the Rings had a Scooby Doo ending, who would Sauron really be?
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There are some great comments on this Reddit thread, but I like the idea that Sauron is actually Merry sitting in Pippin's shoulders. :D
http://www.reddit.com/...a_scooby_doo_ending/ (Language warning.)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jan 27 2015, 9:48pm)
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Jan 27 2015, 9:46pm
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He's the only one in the Fellowship to try to take the ring, and he conveniently disappears before anything like open war begins... Sounds fishy to me...
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Jan 27 2015, 9:54pm
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He's old, he's a bit grumpy, and he does the odd jobs around the place.
 Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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Otaku-sempai
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Jan 27 2015, 10:13pm
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"I was jus' tryin' ta keep them thievin' lads an' lasses outta my mushrooms! And I'd a gotten away wi' it too, if not fer ya pesky kids!"
"The Great Scaly One protects us from alien invaders and ourselves with his fiery atomic love. It can be a tough love - the “folly of man” and all that - but Godzilla is a fair god.
"Godzilla is totally accepting of all people and faiths. For it is written that liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, straight or gay, all people sound pretty much the identical as they are crushed beneath his mighty feet." - Tony Isabella, The First Church of Godzilla (Reform)
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zarabia
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Jan 28 2015, 4:37am
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Secondly, it's obviously Gandalf the Grey.  It's always the one who tells the gang about the ghost or ghoul and who warns them of the great danger they are in who turns out to be the one "who done it".
Gandalf the Grey deliberately fell with the Balrog in order to get away from the Fellowship and make his way to Mordor. Gandalf the White was his doppelganger sent to throw everyone off the scent. Unfortunately for Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White had a mind of his own. 
Think about it, didn't Gandalf the Grey seem a little too comfortable using Black Speech in Rivendell? 
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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BlackFox
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Jan 28 2015, 9:31am
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That's the real reason why he didn't turn invisible when he put on the Ring.
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Jan 28 2015, 5:40pm
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I like your answer better than mine!
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Darkstone
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Jan 28 2015, 6:22pm
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"I was planning to tear down the Shire and build some nice, cozy, over-priced condos. And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling hobbits!"
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Kim
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Jan 28 2015, 6:30pm
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That's the only answer that makes sense. No one can figure out who or what he is, and all that singing and dancing was just a smoke screen. 
#OneLastTime
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dormouse
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Jan 28 2015, 7:05pm
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He has to be doing something while Galadriel's looking in her mirror.... 
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Jan 28 2015, 7:08pm
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He forgot to deliver Gandalf's letter? Puh-lease.
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Brethil
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Jan 28 2015, 10:33pm
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We pull off the mask and its....GRAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Oh dear me,' said Gramma. "I just wanted these movies to happen so badly I figured dressing up would really inspire them to get made." Sigh. "And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you clever meddling kids. And your dog." Gramma petted Scooby.
"We wants these films made too," say Fred, Velma and Daphne at once. "But we just had to solve the mystery." Velma added, "Plus you kinda trashed Middle-earth. Big time."
But just then, the Sherriff takes off HIS mask...and zoinks! it is Sir Peter Jackson! "All that damage and Orc mischief is just CGI! There is no crime! Gramma can go free!"
Then they all went happily to the Malt Shop to get anchovy-chocolate sauce pizzas and malts, to the groovy tune of "Seven Days a Week"... the coolest Scooby chase song of them all.
They even got their food for free, since Gramma kept her costume on and scared the bejeebers out of the waitress.
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Kim
Valinor
Jan 28 2015, 11:40pm
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Shocked to my core. Where's pix?
#OneLastTime
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Jan 29 2015, 12:42am
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I cannot resist your old pic, Brethil...
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I am dying to know if Gramma and Scooby and the gang went to get malts in Eomer's van...
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Jan 29 2015, 10:32pm
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Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Jan 29 2015, 11:12pm
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You were only missing the flowers painted on the side, gramma!
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Otaku-sempai
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Jan 30 2015, 2:35pm
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I like your answer better than mine!
Of course, I should have finished with, "And I'd a gotten away wi' it too, if not fer ya meddlin' kids!"
"The Great Scaly One protects us from alien invaders and ourselves with his fiery atomic love. It can be a tough love - the “folly of man” and all that - but Godzilla is a fair god.
"Godzilla is totally accepting of all people and faiths. For it is written that liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, straight or gay, all people sound pretty much the identical as they are crushed beneath his mighty feet." - Tony Isabella, The First Church of Godzilla (Reform)
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