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Starling
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Jan 6 2015, 8:42am

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 Doesn't even come with eggs or beans.


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DanielLB
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Jan 6 2015, 8:53am

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Ugandan rolexes? In which case, it does come with eggses! Wink



Starling
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Jan 6 2015, 9:11am

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And you just reminded me of the excellent chapatis my mum used to make. She was a great cook.
Do you think the rolex would be improved with a nice thick slice of cold Spam in the middle? Yeah...nah.


Hengist
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Jan 6 2015, 10:08am

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" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "


Darkstone
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Jan 6 2015, 2:46pm

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The tremendous landscape of Middle-earth, the psychological and moral universe of The Lord of the Rings, is built up by repetition, semi-repetition, suggestion, foreshadowing, recollection, echo, and reversal. Through it the story goes forward at its steady, human gait. There, and back again.
-Ursula K. LeGuin, Rhythmic Patterning in The Lord of the Rings


Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jan 6 2015, 4:14pm

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Annael
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Jan 6 2015, 11:15pm

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Femine Vikings!

Since evidence can be adduced and interpreted to corroborate a virtually limitless array of world views, the human challenge is to engage that world view or set of perspectives which brings forth the most valuable, life-enhancing consequences.

- Richard Tarnas, The Passion of the Western Mind

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a.s.
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Jan 6 2015, 11:21pm

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"an seileachan"


Through any dark time, I always remember Frodo's claim on the side of Mt. Doom that he "can manage it" because he must.
Sometimes, I have to manage it, too, as do we all. We manage because we must.




Starling
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Jan 6 2015, 11:22pm

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you could fashion yourself a delightful and most femine pink viking bikini using spam.

 
 

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