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A warning to visitors to NZ.

Moahunter
Rohan


Dec 9 2014, 5:03am

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A warning to visitors to NZ. Can't Post

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Starling
Half-elven


Dec 9 2014, 5:24am

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It's just one of tose things we don't talk about [In reply to] Can't Post

It kind of ruins our image internationally. I have been lucky mostly and have only had a few minor attacks when I was growing up. I guess it's a reminder we live in a wild country.


Moahunter
Rohan


Dec 9 2014, 5:42am

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There is a nesting site very close to where I live. [In reply to] Can't Post

But the council engaged in a big cover-up in the 1950's so now only us locals know about it.


Ataahua
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Dec 9 2014, 8:16am

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"I certainly wouldn't approach one then, even with a beer." [In reply to] Can't Post

Idiot - it has to be *flat* beer, and in a bowl or tub not a can or bottle, so that the Moa can smell it. When it's distracted, you back off slowly until you're out of sight and *then* make a run for it.

Tsk.

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Elarie
Grey Havens

Dec 9 2014, 2:18pm

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If you're hiking in the U.S... [In reply to] Can't Post

be sure and pack some Bigfoot repellant:


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Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 9 2014, 2:22pm

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We got those in Texas. [In reply to] Can't Post

Mostly up in the panhandle. They can total a truck if you hit them on a highway. Most dangerous at night. Skin makes good leather for boots, though.

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dernwyn
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Dec 9 2014, 4:48pm

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I thought those were the jackalopes. [In reply to] Can't Post

The antlers on those things can rip the door right off your car.


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Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 9 2014, 4:55pm

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Hoopsnakes... [In reply to] Can't Post

...play heck when they roll into your car at highway speeds and puncture your radiator with their tail. I actually saw one once, though it was dark and we'd long passed where Dad was pointing by the time I looked.

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Moahunter
Rohan


Dec 9 2014, 5:09pm

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Wow!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I didn't realise they were that big.


Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 9 2014, 5:40pm

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Where I grew up in South Texas, [In reply to] Can't Post

it was the chupacabra you had to watch out for. Shocked



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My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 9 2014, 5:44pm

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I hear their leather makes great wallets. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 9 2014, 5:56pm

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Interesting... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 9 2014, 7:26pm

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"14% of Tourists List Wildlife as One Reason for Visit" [In reply to] Can't Post



NZTA and DOC have cooperated on new signage following a spat of near-tragic incidents involving increasing numbers of foreign campers inadvertently pitching tents across moa migration routes. A recent survivor, who fortunately had briefly left his tent in the wee hours of the morning, reported hearing a rumble and feeling the ground shake immediately before the tent was demolished by an adult pair with two juveniles. He said he at first thought it was an earthquake, which he had been warned to expect in New Zealand, only to discover the giant birds, about which he had been unaware.

The new signs have been welcomed by Minister of Tourism, John Key, as a needed step in an increased public awareness campaign. The Minister, seen here with another of our native animals, noted that the increasing popularity of New Zealand as a tourist destination could be directly traced to the size of our wildlife. "Look. As I see it, anything we can do to promote our national assets abroad is a plus for New Zealand."




Tintallë
Gondor


Dec 9 2014, 8:01pm

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What IS that last lovely creature, pray tell? [In reply to] Can't Post

Looks like something you do NOT want crawling into your swag!


Morthoron
Gondor


Dec 9 2014, 11:06pm

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Living in the Detroit area, I can tell you... [In reply to] Can't Post

It is not the animals, whether real or legendary, you have to concern yourself with.

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Magpie
Immortal


Dec 10 2014, 12:15am

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On the chance you're not joking... [In reply to] Can't Post

that last creature is a WETA!

I remember them talking about it in the FOTR appendices material/commentary. I think they wanted to use one in that scene in the forest with the Black Rider but it ate the other bug(s).

Or something like that. :-)


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Starling
Half-elven


Dec 10 2014, 5:34am

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My Grandpa didn't like weta! [In reply to] Can't Post

They would sometimes run up his trousers when he was out in the garden.
He would come running inside, hopping back and forth and calling out for my Granny to help him get the weta out!
We don't get them where I live unfortunately. I wish we did.


xMb
The Shire

Dec 11 2014, 5:20pm

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I'm so lost [In reply to] Can't Post

That's a man in a costume, right? Crazy

hahaha


Eruonen
Half-elven


Dec 11 2014, 7:21pm

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Funny, extinct bird attack. I think I saw a mammoth in a cornfield. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Moahunter
Rohan


Dec 12 2014, 11:22pm

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Newspaper report. [In reply to] Can't Post

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Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 14 2014, 7:28am

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David Attenborough and the Moa [In reply to] Can't Post

Tonight New Zealand TVOne showed David Attenborough's Natural History: tour of the London Natural History Museum. http://nhm.ac.uk/...gh-sky-3d/index.html It focused on extinct animals, and the first 10 minutes included a computer animation of the spectacular moa. Folks in New Zealand can probably watch it on demand later at http://tvnz.co.nz/video.

The moa extinct?! Balderdash!
We have photos!
Y'all come!

 
 

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