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noWizardme
Half-elven


Dec 7 2014, 2:00pm

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You know this Tolkien thing is getting out of hand.... Can't Post

... When you find this "Hipster business name generator" http://www.hipsterbusiness.name
- And try it a few times hoping it will come up with "Hammond & Scull"!

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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"

This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154


BlackFox
Half-elven


Dec 7 2014, 2:53pm

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Bear & Lettuce [In reply to] Can't Post

Bwahaha! Laugh



noWizardme
Half-elven


Dec 7 2014, 5:10pm

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Bear and lettuce? That's a pub in Eastfarthing...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"

This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154


Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Dec 7 2014, 9:37pm

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Dinner & Rat ... yep :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"When you think of the great Battle of Pelennor, do not forget the Battle of Dale. Think of what might have been. Dragon-fire and savage swords in Eriador! There might be no Queen in Gondor. We might now only hope to return from the victory here to ruin and ash. But that has been averted -- because I met Thorin Oakenshield one evening on the edge of spring not far from Bree. A chance-meeting, as we say in Middle-earth."
- Gandalf


noWizardme
Half-elven


Dec 7 2014, 9:42pm

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Dinner & rat?:Dwarf rations when prisoners in Mirkwood . // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"

This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154


Gianna
Rohan


Dec 8 2014, 4:09am

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Song and Sandstone??? [In reply to] Can't Post

Whatevs...

~There's some good left in this world. And it's worth fighting for.~


noWizardme
Half-elven


Dec 8 2014, 7:41am

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Song and Sandstone???: "Troll Sat alone on his seat of Stone..."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"

This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 8 2014, 2:15pm

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The "Pine and Barber" [In reply to] Can't Post

Where hobbits go to whine and get their toes trimmed. Smile

“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
But, sneaking off in daylight takes much more cunning.



Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 11 2014, 8:41pm

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Shadow and Twig [In reply to] Can't Post

Warning: "Intruder! Intruder!" Lurkers are about? Internet hacking?
i.e. Bilbo's shadow when wearing the ring and a twig snapping in the forest?Crazy


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 13 2014, 12:45am

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Pistol & Moth [In reply to] Can't Post

Thankfully, Saruman's aim was off. Crazy



Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 13 2014, 10:19pm

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Cave and Fortune! [In reply to] Can't Post

A major holding of Thror and Co. until taken over by Dragon Enterprises Inc., although a little bird told me that it is now back in Dwarvish ownership.


Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 14 2014, 1:18am

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Stranger and Girl - Beren & Luthien of course!// [In reply to] Can't Post



Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 14 2014, 1:24am

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Beryl & Bells [In reply to] Can't Post

... that's what the Orcs call Glorfindel.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 14 2014, 3:10am

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Nailed and It [In reply to] Can't Post

That's what Na Vedui did.. Smile

Was that REALLY a generated name?

“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
But, sneaking off in daylight takes much more cunning.



BlackFox
Half-elven


Dec 14 2014, 10:27am

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Hehehe! [In reply to] Can't Post

Perfect. Laugh



noWizardme
Half-elven


Dec 14 2014, 10:34am

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I don't suppose it will ever come up with "All and Sundry"? [In reply to] Can't Post

The latter, of course has gone out by the back gate...

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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"

This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154


Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 14 2014, 2:15pm

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... named after veggie-bear Beorn //n [In reply to] Can't Post



Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 14 2014, 2:18pm

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Absolutely! I couldn't believe my eyes// [In reply to] Can't Post



Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 14 2014, 2:22pm

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LOL! ... [In reply to] Can't Post

... especially as Saruman is about the only person in Middle-earth who could credibly have a pistol in the first place.


Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 14 2014, 2:32pm

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Barrow and Earth ... [In reply to] Can't Post

--- the guys who are excavating the new estate on the outskirts of Hobbiton.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 14 2014, 2:47pm

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I believe we have a winner - Beryl & Bells [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh, is this a contest? Well anyway, my choice = Na Vedui



“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
But, sneaking off in daylight takes much more cunning.



CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 14 2014, 4:22pm

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Stars & Cobweb [In reply to] Can't Post

A nice little bed & breakfast run by a sweet old lady named Shelob who's a tad reclusive. Located high up in the mountains and off the usual tourist routes, you get a quiet place where you can watch the stars. Don't mind the cobwebs; they're a sign that the place isn't overvisited, that's all; nothing to worry about, I assure you.

Uncle & Death: the bitter, unpublished biography of Frodo Baggins, whose inheriitance from his uncle led to all sorts of death, including his own untimely end. It's the version the hobbit censors don't want you to read.

Dust & Gaffer: the cleaning service run by the Gaffer when he wasn't gardening taters.

Thieves & Goblin--yes, I really got that one! Alternate title of The Hobbit.

Joy & Spigot: another pub in the Shire.

Dream & Shipwright: A Biography of Earendil's Early Years

--This is a lot of fun!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 14 2014, 10:37pm

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Heh! Yes, that's [In reply to] Can't Post

a good point. Maybe he could have made something of a living as a hired gunslinger after the war: "Curinir the Colorful, fastest gun in the [er] West!" Laugh



Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Dec 18 2014, 5:04am

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Thief and Butler [In reply to] Can't Post

I always knew he did it! Smile


Circle and Crown - Ring and the King?




I really did get both of these!



Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






(This post was edited by Dame Ioreth on Dec 18 2014, 5:06am)


Loxii
The Shire


Dec 19 2014, 9:22pm

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Robin & Hearth [In reply to] Can't Post

It's cool how the icon at the center changes too. -bookmarks- fun tool!

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