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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 8 2007, 2:02pm

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WE HAVE A WINNER! [In reply to] Can't Post

If you can call it that.

Magnificently terrible!

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain


Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 8 2007, 2:03pm

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Sound of joke going over my head. [nt] [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain


Owlyross
Rohan


Mar 8 2007, 2:09pm

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What do you call a spirit of the country after a particularly hot chilli? [In reply to] Can't Post

Tum Bum Bad Deal

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
Benjamin Franklin
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)


Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 8 2007, 3:10pm

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*stratospheric whoosh* [nt] [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain


luinfalathiel
Lorien


Mar 8 2007, 3:32pm

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Ooooh ... that's horrible!!!!! *rofl* :) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Stapper
Lorien


Mar 8 2007, 4:11pm

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What do you call a yellowish, swollen toe? [In reply to] Can't Post

potatoe

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 8 2007, 5:12pm

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What do you call a lawn pest from high in the Misty Mountains? [In reply to] Can't Post

Carabhgras.


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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 8 2007, 5:19pm

Post #33 of 42 (490 views)
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*Bwahaha!!* Does that mean [In reply to] Can't Post

men just never pick up? *contemplates*

Dwarves are a tease. Just when you're ready to give up... "WHAT D'YA WANT!?""

And Sauron is a control freak. I'll bet he's got one of those phones you wear behind your ea.... oh. Nevermind.


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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Mar 8 2007, 6:05pm

Post #34 of 42 (487 views)
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*explains* [In reply to] Can't Post

Tum Bum Bad Deal

Tom Bombadil

The chili was a Bad Deal for the Tum and the Bum.

*hits over the head with a ton of bricks*

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And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.


Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 8 2007, 7:57pm

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*bangs head hand* Ooooooh! [In reply to] Can't Post

I got the Tom Bombadil reference but the rest didn't sink in.

Now I feel like a goofus, but that's okay. Situation normal.

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain


Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 8 2007, 7:58pm

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TIED FOR FIRST PLACE! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 8 2007, 11:10pm

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What do you call a fair held high in the Misty Mountains? [In reply to] Can't Post

Azanul-bazaar.


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Lady of Light
Rivendell


Mar 9 2007, 5:01am

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Groooan!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh, it hurts! Laugh

Awesome luin

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 9 2007, 1:38pm

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WE HAVE A THREE-WAY TIE! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain


Moriel
The Shire


Mar 12 2007, 8:33pm

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Ooh. This one is lame so I have to inflict it on you. [In reply to] Can't Post

What is the black gate called in Sindarin? The Mor-door.

Moriel - the Daughter of the Dark
Serving your wiseacre needs since the blooming of the Trees.


silneldor
Half-elven


Mar 13 2007, 12:55am

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You want lame? What is big, green and goes bang,bang,bang,bang? [In reply to] Can't Post

A four door troll.

"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."

Tolkien and C.S. Lewis- The Gift of Friendship -Duriez


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Patty
Immortal


Mar 16 2007, 3:56am

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Good. now I don't feel so alone. n/t [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Welcome to Rivendell, Patty Baggins

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