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Dec 1 2014, 4:56am

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Dec 1 2014, 5:01am

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Dec 1 2014, 5:18am

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"Whatz with your, Limp Wrist?" [In reply to] Can't Post

ARE you a Bit Tired,


"What Your Mind can conceive... charlie can achieve"


Dec 1 2014, 1:52pm

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"YOU! Messed up this place! I saw you do it!" // [In reply to] Can't Post


“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
But, sneaking off in daylight takes much more cunning.


Dec 1 2014, 1:55pm

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Then you can mash, then you can monster mash! // [In reply to] Can't Post


Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville

Grey Havens

Dec 1 2014, 2:21pm

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You're supposed to use THIS finger, Freeman! [In reply to] Can't Post



Farewell hope,
and with hope
farewell fear.

John Milton

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Dec 1 2014, 7:21pm

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"I expect you to turn up ready for work, and not dressed in your bathrobe." / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories


Dec 1 2014, 9:05pm

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"You do realize, PJ, that fhree of those fingers are pointing back at you." / [In reply to] Can't Post


"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man pierced with many black-feathered arrows must be in want of a funeral."


Dec 1 2014, 9:18pm

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Initially, instead of doing the whole Riddle Game thing Bilbo was just going to bite it off. / [In reply to] Can't Post


"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man pierced with many black-feathered arrows must be in want of a funeral."


Dec 1 2014, 10:48pm

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"OK look: you need to go THERE, and then back again, got it? // [In reply to] Can't Post


"an seileachan"

Through any dark time, I always remember Frodo's claim on the side of Mt. Doom that he "can manage it" because he must.
Sometimes, I have to manage it, too, as do we all. We manage because we must.

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Dec 1 2014, 11:53pm

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Wait did you just say MY hobbit-hole is being demolished for a motorway bypass?// [In reply to] Can't Post

Eye's on Guard

Dec 1 2014, 11:55pm

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And remember...not too much cream. See you back here in 5. // [In reply to] Can't Post


"When you think of the great Battle of Pelennor, do not forget the Battle of Dale. Think of what might have been. Dragon-fire and savage swords in Eriador! There might be no Queen in Gondor. We might now only hope to return from the victory here to ruin and ash. But that has been averted -- because I met Thorin Oakenshield one evening on the edge of spring not far from Bree. A chance-meeting, as we say in Middle-earth."
- Gandalf


Dec 2 2014, 4:38am

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But Mister Baggins the plans have been available in the Michel Delving Mathom-house for the last nine months! / [In reply to] Can't Post


"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man pierced with many black-feathered arrows must be in want of a funeral."


Dec 2 2014, 1:15pm

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For this take try to act shorter! // [In reply to] Can't Post


The Grey Elf
Grey Havens

Dec 2 2014, 1:34pm

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Okay, take the first door out of the Hall of the Kings [In reply to] Can't Post

and follow that for about 1 minute. Look for a passageway on your right marked by an engraved rune shaped like a thrush's nest. Turn there and make a sharp left down a flight of stone stairs, cross the bridge over the abyss, go up the broken steps at the end (careful not to trip on that first one). Veer right off the 39th step and walk towards daylight. That's the northeast overlook and the nearest john. Try and make it back in five, okay?

"If not us, who? If not now, when?" HeforShe


Dec 3 2014, 12:17am

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See this? It's the Fickle Finger of Fate... and it's aimed at YOU! // [In reply to] Can't Post


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - May 15, 2014


"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!

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TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Dec 4 2014, 4:50am

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Pete, you asked me to do that on takes 57 and 84... // [In reply to] Can't Post


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