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!ATTENTION!... Holiday Shopperzz!

Bombadil
Half-elven


Nov 28 2014, 8:19pm

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!ATTENTION!... Holiday Shopperzz! Can't Post

Thiz littl' ol' HappyHippyHobbit has a Holiday TIP!

Are aware that ALL the many Bed,Bath & Beyond Couponzz
that YOU get?.
Sent by Snail Mail.........

NEVER EXPIRE...!
Say,.. WHA..?

The reason A Deadline... HAzz to be Printed on IT?

The Postal Service requires it...To give B,B,&B
That major discount ..Bulk-Mail Rate....

The Only coupons from B,B&B
that DO..EXPIRE?
...are the ONEzz you print OFF @ YOUR Hobbit Hole
from..their Website?

Do realize how much $$$$$ you & your
"Distance Relationzz"... will Save.. WorldWIDE
from thizzz littl' ol' ...Frugal HappyHobbot (that YOU know....?)
.
BUT PLEASE don't Tell anyone..WHO Thizz..
SECRET Riddle.. came from...

You don't want to GET littl ol' Bom in BIggie-Trouble With Big BOX...B,B.& B
do you?

(..Modszz Consider Deleting thiz TIP in a FEW daze, since by THAT TIME...
thiszz... TIP could GO VIRAL? & CRASH the World Economy?? ) & puttin'a Lot of Chinese out of WORK????

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THIzz time..

.Crazy

www.charlie-art.biz
"What Your Mind can conceive... charlie can achieve"

(This post was edited by Bombadil on Nov 28 2014, 8:30pm)

 
 

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