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Title Contest: The 23rd Round

Meneldor
Valinor


Oct 22 2014, 7:53pm

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Title Contest: The 23rd Round Can't Post

The Professor is my shepherd, I shall not want for words. He maketh me to sit in comfy armchairs and read good books. Yea, tho' I read through the valley of the game of thrones, thou art with me, thy wit and thy lexicon comfort me. Surely Sindarin and Quenya shall enchant me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the land of Valinor forever.


Sharpen your quills, all ye scribes, for here is the 23rd image to be titled:



They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 22 2014, 8:00pm

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"Excuse me. This is a no-smoking area, gentlehobbits." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 22 2014, 8:41pm

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Smokin' Hot // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Oct 22 2014, 11:23pm

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*Sniff-sniff* ... Is it just me, or is the world changing? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"When you think of the great Battle of Pelennor, do not forget the Battle of Dale. Think of what might have been. Dragon-fire and savage swords in Eriador! There might be no Queen in Gondor. We might now only hope to return from the victory here to ruin and ash. But that has been averted -- because I met Thorin Oakenshield one evening on the edge of spring not far from Bree. A chance-meeting, as we say in Middle-earth."
- Gandalf


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 22 2014, 11:48pm

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Galadriel wishes Celeborn hadn't installed a jacuzzi as the steam makes her hair curl. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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CuriousG
Half-elven


Oct 23 2014, 1:27am

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"Oops, the hobbit touched the water, heedless of my advice. What a mess." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


cats16
Half-elven


Oct 23 2014, 2:20am

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Ha, and they thought I was nuclear--obviously geothermal, duh! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Oct 23 2014, 2:29am

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And the fog cleared, to reveal that it was only Galadriel--not aliens--come to Middle Earth [In reply to] Can't Post

--but the rumours of her other-worldly origins never died out completely.

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


Lissuin
Valinor


Oct 23 2014, 2:40am

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"Smoke on the water, fire in the sky. Hmmmm. 'Doesn't look good." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 23 2014, 9:39am

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Exclusive shot from Boorman's movie: Galadriel and Frodo's steamy intercourse scene. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 23 2014, 11:56pm

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Galadriel: "I sing sweet songs of Elvenhome [In reply to] Can't Post

and loss of land so fair.
I sing of frozen daquaries
cool in the Frigidaire.

I sing of White Ships tall and strong,
and journey's end I yearn for.
For crying-out-loud! I sure can't figure
what I can't return for!"

Chorus:
"And we remember, we who dwell
In this far land beneath the trees
Crumpets with our martinis!"

He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.
-Gandalf


cats16
Half-elven


Oct 24 2014, 12:47am

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*spews mouthful of water on computer screen* // [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh



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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 24 2014, 12:23pm

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Few folk knew of Galadriel's time as a lounge singer. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 24 2014, 3:00pm

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*snert* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 24 2014, 4:29pm

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Magical Middle-earth Mirrors R Us Mechanic (offstage): "Ma'am, I'm sorry but you do realize you need to have this thing serviced every 200,000 visions?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Oct 24 2014, 4:37pm)


BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 24 2014, 4:39pm

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Bwahahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Brilliant, Loresilme! Laugh



FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan


Oct 24 2014, 10:25pm

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Apparently Gandalf "accidentally" dropped his Ring of Fire into Galadriel's mirror.// [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink

..The Lord of Silver Fountains
.....The King of Carven Stone
..The King Under the Mountain
.......Shall come into his own

..And the bells will ring in gladness
......At the Mountain King's return
..But all shall fail in sadness
....And the lake will shine and burn


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 25 2014, 2:31pm

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"S'cuse me while I kiss this guy." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Oct 25 2014, 2:34pm)


sador
Half-elven


Oct 26 2014, 7:14am

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Double, double, toil and trouble. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 27 2014, 8:08pm

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lol! [In reply to] Can't Post

Oil change? What's an oil change LaughAngelic??


Meneldor
Valinor


Oct 29 2014, 3:03pm

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After close consultation with the members of the academy, [In reply to] Can't Post

I have concluded that the academy is a collection of worthless over educated ivory tower academics, and I have ignored their advice and made my own choice for our winner. The envelope, please.... Drum roll....

Loresilme!!! Come on down, you're the next contestant!

The old mechanic in me can't stop chuckling over the 200,000 vision servicing. Sly


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Oct 29 2014, 5:11pm

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Congrats Loresilme! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 29 2014, 8:16pm

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Congratulations, Loresilme! [In reply to] Can't Post

Round XXIV is all yours!



Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 30 2014, 1:37pm

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Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

*tries not to trip on evening gown*

Thank you kind judges! So glad to provide the *snert* of the week Laugh !

*runs off to find screencap for the next round*

 
 

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