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Meneldor
Valinor
Oct 22 2014, 7:53pm
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Title Contest: The 23rd Round
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The Professor is my shepherd, I shall not want for words. He maketh me to sit in comfy armchairs and read good books. Yea, tho' I read through the valley of the game of thrones, thou art with me, thy wit and thy lexicon comfort me. Surely Sindarin and Quenya shall enchant me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the land of Valinor forever. Sharpen your quills, all ye scribes, for here is the 23rd image to be titled:
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Darkstone
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Oct 22 2014, 8:00pm
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"Excuse me. This is a no-smoking area, gentlehobbits." /
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****************************************** I met a Balrog on the stair. He had some wings that weren't there. They weren't there again today. I wish he would just fly away.
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Eye's on Guard
Lorien
Oct 22 2014, 11:23pm
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*Sniff-sniff* ... Is it just me, or is the world changing? //
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"When you think of the great Battle of Pelennor, do not forget the Battle of Dale. Think of what might have been. Dragon-fire and savage swords in Eriador! There might be no Queen in Gondor. We might now only hope to return from the victory here to ruin and ash. But that has been averted -- because I met Thorin Oakenshield one evening on the edge of spring not far from Bree. A chance-meeting, as we say in Middle-earth." - Gandalf
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Ataahua
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Oct 22 2014, 11:48pm
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Galadriel wishes Celeborn hadn't installed a jacuzzi as the steam makes her hair curl. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Oct 23 2014, 1:27am
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"Oops, the hobbit touched the water, heedless of my advice. What a mess." //
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cats16
Half-elven
Oct 23 2014, 2:20am
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Ha, and they thought I was nuclear--obviously geothermal, duh! //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Oct 23 2014, 2:29am
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And the fog cleared, to reveal that it was only Galadriel--not aliens--come to Middle Earth
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--but the rumours of her other-worldly origins never died out completely.
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Lissuin
Valinor
Oct 23 2014, 2:40am
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"Smoke on the water, fire in the sky. Hmmmm. 'Doesn't look good." //
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DanielLB
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Oct 23 2014, 9:39am
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Exclusive shot from Boorman's movie: Galadriel and Frodo's steamy intercourse scene. /
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 23 2014, 11:56pm
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Galadriel: "I sing sweet songs of Elvenhome
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and loss of land so fair. I sing of frozen daquaries cool in the Frigidaire. I sing of White Ships tall and strong, and journey's end I yearn for. For crying-out-loud! I sure can't figure what I can't return for!" Chorus: "And we remember, we who dwell In this far land beneath the trees Crumpets with our martinis!"
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom. -Gandalf
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cats16
Half-elven
Oct 24 2014, 12:47am
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*spews mouthful of water on computer screen* //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Otaku-sempai
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Oct 24 2014, 12:23pm
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Few folk knew of Galadriel's time as a lounge singer. //
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'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Loresilme
Valinor
Oct 24 2014, 4:29pm
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Magical Middle-earth Mirrors R Us Mechanic (offstage): "Ma'am, I'm sorry but you do realize you need to have this thing serviced every 200,000 visions?" //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Oct 24 2014, 4:39pm
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Brilliant, Loresilme!
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FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan
Oct 24 2014, 10:25pm
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Apparently Gandalf "accidentally" dropped his Ring of Fire into Galadriel's mirror.//
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..The Lord of Silver Fountains .....The King of Carven Stone ..The King Under the Mountain .......Shall come into his own ..And the bells will ring in gladness ......At the Mountain King's return ..But all shall fail in sadness ....And the lake will shine and burn
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Oct 25 2014, 2:31pm
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"S'cuse me while I kiss this guy." //
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sador
Half-elven
Oct 26 2014, 7:14am
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Double, double, toil and trouble. //
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Loresilme
Valinor
Oct 27 2014, 8:08pm
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Oil change? What's an oil change ??
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Meneldor
Valinor
Oct 29 2014, 3:03pm
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After close consultation with the members of the academy,
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I have concluded that the academy is a collection of worthless over educated ivory tower academics, and I have ignored their advice and made my own choice for our winner. The envelope, please.... Drum roll.... Loresilme!!! Come on down, you're the next contestant! The old mechanic in me can't stop chuckling over the 200,000 vision servicing.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Oct 29 2014, 8:16pm
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Round XXIV is all yours!
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Loresilme
Valinor
Oct 30 2014, 1:37pm
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*tries not to trip on evening gown* Thank you kind judges! So glad to provide the *snert* of the week ! *runs off to find screencap for the next round*
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