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BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 3:25pm

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Great Goblin: "I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orc astride a .........."

Now, what's the funniest, most absurd filler you can come up with?



(This post was edited by BlackFox on Oct 18 2014, 3:39pm)


NecromancerRising
Gondor


Oct 18 2014, 3:31pm

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Smile

"You cannot find peace by avoiding life"


BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 3:33pm

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NecromancerRising
Gondor


Oct 18 2014, 3:36pm

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did not know thatEvil

Cave TrollLaugh

"You cannot find peace by avoiding life"


BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 3:37pm

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And no worries. I should have added a reminder. EDIT: I just did. Smile



(This post was edited by BlackFox on Oct 18 2014, 3:40pm)


BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 3:43pm

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... a guinea pig. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



DeadRabbits
Rohan


Oct 18 2014, 4:10pm

Post #7 of 31 (434 views)
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An obese teenage boy. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Now now Bill, you swore this was a battle between warriors, not a bunch of miss nancies, so warriors is what I brought


Calmandcloudless
Lorien


Oct 18 2014, 4:15pm

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Great Goblin: "I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orca, Strider!"

[Cut to young Aragorn, making whale noises]



dormouse
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 4:17pm

Post #9 of 31 (444 views)
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Great Goblin: "I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orc astride a fluffy bunny"


Avandel
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 4:22pm

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gotta keep that physique... [In reply to] Can't Post

I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orc astride a rosy pink exercise ball...


Bishop
Gondor


Oct 18 2014, 4:26pm

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astride another pale orc [In reply to] Can't Post

 


mariel
Lorien

Oct 18 2014, 4:50pm

Post #12 of 31 (406 views)
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Kim
Valinor


Oct 18 2014, 4:52pm

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Why, that would be [In reply to] Can't Post

"I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orc astride a unicorn (watch out for Mr. Pointy)"



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Glorfindela
Valinor


Oct 18 2014, 5:58pm

Post #14 of 31 (392 views)
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Legolas! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dubulous
Rohan

Oct 18 2014, 6:13pm

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pink flamingo // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 18 2014, 7:16pm

Post #16 of 31 (351 views)
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pogo stick // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Oct 18 2014, 7:19pm)


DeadRabbits
Rohan


Oct 18 2014, 7:19pm

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Now now Bill, you swore this was a battle between warriors, not a bunch of miss nancies, so warriors is what I brought


BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 7:29pm

Post #18 of 31 (356 views)
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Now that's some disturbing imagery [In reply to] Can't Post

Unimpressed



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 18 2014, 8:05pm

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...a...shrubbery! [In reply to] Can't Post

One that looks nice. But not to expensive!

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


dormouse
Half-elven


Oct 18 2014, 9:43pm

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NateGate
Rivendell

Oct 18 2014, 9:52pm

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Yo Momma! // [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm sorry, I had too....

Size matters...
http://37.media.tumblr.com/00bbfb5c354255e11cd8386374b03bbe/tumblr_n5p4jtJVNT1siq18no1_1280.jpg

(This post was edited by NateGate on Oct 18 2014, 9:53pm)


Farficom
Rivendell


Oct 18 2014, 11:35pm

Post #22 of 31 (296 views)
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:)


Kim
Valinor


Oct 19 2014, 12:24am

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Ni! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Yngwulff
Gondor


Oct 19 2014, 2:05am

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White Castle [In reply to] Can't Post

Eating hamburger furiously!!!

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”



Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Oct 19 2014, 2:16am

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Great Goblin: "I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orc astride a Harley Hog!


Why yes, I DO look like Anna Friel!

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