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BlackFox
Half-elven


Sep 30 2014, 9:25pm

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How about a little game?

Below, I have a quote from of one The Hobbit movies. The only thing is that it's missing a word - leaving a blank for you to fill.

"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of ......... had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."

What's the funniest, most absurd filler you can come up with?

Fire away!



Mr. Arkenstone (isaac)
Tol Eressea


Sep 30 2014, 9:28pm

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of the coming Hobbit trailer had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."

The flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true

Survivor to the battle for the fifth trailer



leonmuse
Rivendell


Sep 30 2014, 9:40pm

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You have my Sword. And you have my ----. And my ------!


BlackFox
Half-elven


Sep 30 2014, 9:45pm

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You are supposed to come up with a funny alternative to the original. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 30 2014, 10:01pm

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of knitting had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."


dormouse
Half-elven


Sep 30 2014, 10:04pm

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That's wicked - I can just see him there with his needles :-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Starling
Half-elven


Sep 30 2014, 10:05pm

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Oh yes, he could be one of those guerrilla knitters! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Sep 30 2014, 10:11pm

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OK - how about... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of Morris dancing had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."


mariel
Lorien

Sep 30 2014, 10:24pm

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of synchronised swimming had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."


Cirashala
Valinor


Sep 30 2014, 10:29pm

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of Miley Cyrus had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind." Angelic


Tee hee- good game, black fox! Smile




Bishop
Gondor


Sep 30 2014, 10:55pm

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Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of The Walking Dead on AMC had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind.


(This post was edited by Bishop on Sep 30 2014, 10:56pm)


cats16
Half-elven


Oct 1 2014, 12:31am

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of binge-watching to catch up on Breaking Bad, GoT, Orange is the New (Orphan) Black, Doctor Who, Parks & Rec and Teen Wolf while watching cat videos in between episodes had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."





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Farficom
Rivendell


Oct 1 2014, 4:22am

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of coffee had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind." [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh, wait... that is mine. Sorry.


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 1 2014, 5:21am

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of One Direction had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind:

"Now I'm climbing the walls
But you don't notice at all
That I'm going out of my mind
All day and all night.

"So get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my arms instead
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that one ring
And you've got that one ring.
"

******************************************
"My friend,” said Gandalf, “you had horses, and deeds of arms, and the free fields; but she, born in the body of a maid, had a spirit and courage at least the match of yours. Yet she was doomed to wait upon an old man, whom she loved as a father, and watch him falling into a mean dishonoured dotage; and her part seemed to her more ignoble than that of the staff he leaned on.
“Think you that Wormtongue had poison only for Théoden's ears? ‘Dotard! What is the house of Eorl but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among their dogs?’ Have you not heard those words before? Saruman spoke them, the teacher of Wormtongue. Though I do not doubt that Wormtongue at home wrapped their meaning in terms more cunning. My lord, if your sister's love for you, and her will still bent to her duty, had not restrained her lips; you might have heard even such things as these escape them. But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?”

“I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
And I’ll be on my way!

“If a land don't understand you,
No matter how many regimes,
Saddle up, do not wait,
Don’t waste time at the weapontake.
Muster out of that roll call.
Ride Windfola out to your dreams!

“If the house of Eorl is nothing more,
Than a barn where brigands drink,
Their brats and dogs roll on the floor,
Then you know what the door is for,
Muster out of that roll call,
Wash Rohan into the sink!

“I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
And I’ll be on my way!"

-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings


Willow353
The Shire

Oct 1 2014, 5:37am

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Hmm, how about...? [In reply to] Can't Post

"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of Tetris had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 1 2014, 5:44am

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of TORn had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind. He sat well into the night before his monitor, endlessly refreshing his browser."


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Kim
Valinor


Oct 1 2014, 6:06am

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Silverlode FTW! [In reply to] Can't Post

OK, I'll just refresh my browser one more time before I go to bed...



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Cirashala
Valinor


Oct 1 2014, 6:20am

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lol Sly

I personally hate coffee with a vengeance (too bitter, IMO Pirate) but I most definitely know people for whom this would be appropriate!



Cirashala
Valinor


Oct 1 2014, 6:21am

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oh, that is SO me! [In reply to] Can't Post

I agree with Kim- you've DEFINITELY won this round! Cool



BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 1 2014, 8:44am

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These are absolutely brilliant! Keep 'em coming! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 1 2014, 8:46am

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Alright, here goes... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of late-night Elven mud wrestling programs had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."



dormouse
Half-elven


Oct 1 2014, 9:24am

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of flower arranging had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."


DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 1 2014, 9:25am

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The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem ... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. DanielLB's love of the Talking Purse had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."

Unimpressed



cats16
Half-elven


Oct 1 2014, 9:27am

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"Slowly, the days turned sour, and the watchful nights closed in. Thror's love of the second and third Matrix films had grown too fierce. A sickness had begun to grow within him; it was a sickness of the mind."



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BlackFox
Half-elven


Oct 1 2014, 9:39am

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I'm so proud of you, Daniel! EvilLaugh If only I had the kind of strength... Tongue


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