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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Sep 24 2014, 10:15pm
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Random thought of the day
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Is it just me, or in this pic for The Hobbit: Kingdoms of Middle-Earth game does it look like Bilbo is either trying to use the Force or seriously needs to get his eyesight checked?
Yes, I'm very bored right now. Why do you ask?
"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Sep 25 2014, 1:29am
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Oh, does this need a caption contest!
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May the spoons be with you.
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Kim
Valinor
Sep 25 2014, 3:32am
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I'm sorry, I'm too distracted by the fact
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that the Oakenshield is on the wrong arm! Another flipped image - gah! But now that you mention it, yes, Bilbo looks like he can't quite see where he's going.
Join us every weekend for The Hobbit Chapter of the Week discussions!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 25 2014, 4:04am
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Yes! Caption contest! (I'm very bored right now, too.)
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"Tauriel, was it? Now, Tauriel...I like girls as much as the next hobbit, but...I'm....not....sure the fans are ready for a kick ass warrior she-elf. What do you think, guys?"
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 25 2014, 4:55am
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"With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal..." /
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"My friend,” said Gandalf, “you had horses, and deeds of arms, and the free fields; but she, born in the body of a maid, had a spirit and courage at least the match of yours. Yet she was doomed to wait upon an old man, whom she loved as a father, and watch him falling into a mean dishonoured dotage; and her part seemed to her more ignoble than that of the staff he leaned on.
“Think you that Wormtongue had poison only for Théoden's ears? ‘Dotard! What is the house of Eorl but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among their dogs?’ Have you not heard those words before? Saruman spoke them, the teacher of Wormtongue. Though I do not doubt that Wormtongue at home wrapped their meaning in terms more cunning. My lord, if your sister's love for you, and her will still bent to her duty, had not restrained her lips; you might have heard even such things as these escape them. But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?”
“I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
And I’ll be on my way!
“If a land don't understand you,
No matter how many regimes,
Saddle up, do not wait,
Don’t waste time at the weapontake.
Muster out of that roll call.
Ride Windfola out to your dreams!
“If the house of Eorl is nothing more,
Than a barn where brigands drink,
Their brats and dogs roll on the floor,
Then you know what the door is for,
Muster out of that roll call,
Wash Rohan into the sink!
“I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
And I’ll be on my way!"
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Loresilme
Valinor
Sep 25 2014, 1:31pm
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"You are getting sleepy.....sleeeepy..." :) //
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Sep 25 2014, 2:13pm
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Perfect! I just snorted my tea over that one. 
The Hobbit Hypnotist. Sword Optional. Sleepwalk-ins Welcome.
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If this is to end in barrels, then we will all shampoo together.
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Sep 25 2014, 2:20pm
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You all are too funny!
"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Sep 25 2014, 2:22pm
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Caption contest it is then! Have at it, everyone! //
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"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Sep 25 2014, 2:27pm
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"These aren't the dwarves you're looking for." //
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"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
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silneldor
Half-elven
Sep 25 2014, 4:22pm
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Did I forget to turn off the full cord self-feeding wood oven before I left home?\\
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" 'Fair lady Goldberry!' said Frodo at last, feeling his heart move with a joy that he did not understand. He stood as he had at times stood enchanted by fair elven-voices; but the spell that was now laid upon him was different: less keen and lofty was the delight, but deeper and nearer to mortal heart; marvellous and yet not strange."
Chapter VII: In the House of Tom Bombadil; FOTR's
Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Sep 25 2014, 11:51pm
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"..I'm a Hitchhiker & Crossed... Across GalaxxxyZZZ..
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& I only Needed a TOWEL?
INnn.. my BathROBE...
Yet Now,
I've got
... "Glowin' Sword?"
BUT MY confused...ATTITUDE
hazz Been
Dumbed DOWN..?
By sum
Dumb..KIWI? .."
(Thizz gunna look so Dumb
on my Resume?)
bom
www.charlie-art.biz
"What Your Mind can conceive... charlie can achieve"
(This post was edited by entmaiden on Sep 26 2014, 4:23pm)
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal
Sep 29 2014, 3:44am
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories
leleni at hotmail dot com
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