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Title contest: Round XVII
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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 18 2014, 7:45pm

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Title contest: Round XVII Can't Post



Have at it!

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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BlackFox
Half-elven


Sep 18 2014, 8:06pm

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"Excuse me, young hobbits - I'mma get me some elf-hair now!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 18 2014, 8:25pm

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"Now, which one of you is the female?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"My friend,” said Gandalf, “you had horses, and deeds of arms, and the free fields; but she, born in the body of a maid, had a spirit and courage at least the match of yours. Yet she was doomed to wait upon an old man, whom she loved as a father, and watch him falling into a mean dishonoured dotage; and her part seemed to her more ignoble than that of the staff he leaned on.
“Think you that Wormtongue had poison only for Théoden's ears? ‘Dotard! What is the house of Eorl but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among their dogs?’ Have you not heard those words before? Saruman spoke them, the teacher of Wormtongue. Though I do not doubt that Wormtongue at home wrapped their meaning in terms more cunning. My lord, if your sister's love for you, and her will still bent to her duty, had not restrained her lips; you might have heard even such things as these escape them. But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?”

“I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
And I’ll be on my way!

“If a land don't understand you,
No matter how many regimes,
Saddle up, do not wait,
Don’t waste time at the weapontake.
Muster out of that roll call.
Ride Windfola out to your dreams!

“If the house of Eorl is nothing more,
Than a barn where brigands drink,
Their brats and dogs roll on the floor,
Then you know what the door is for,
Muster out of that roll call,
Wash Rohan into the sink!

“I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair,
And I’ll be on my way!"

-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings


DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 18 2014, 8:33pm

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I asked Peter Jackson for one Hobbit movie. He gave me three. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Sep 18 2014, 9:11pm

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I love it!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm going to have to do better in order to beat that! Bravo!!!

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 18 2014, 9:15pm

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Perfect! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


cats16
Half-elven


Sep 18 2014, 11:45pm

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Gimli: Did you bring the rum? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 







DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 19 2014, 8:33am

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What happens in Lothlorien, stays in Lothlorien. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 19 2014, 1:15pm

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"Remember, young hobbits - do as I say, not as I do!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Sep 19 2014, 1:23pm)


Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 19 2014, 1:23pm

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Frodo: Sam! Quick, get your pack! He just said "Oil me"! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Sep 19 2014, 1:24pm)


BlackFox
Half-elven


Sep 19 2014, 1:36pm

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"Worry not, young hobbits! They say elf-maidens have a thing for short guys!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 19 2014, 2:30pm

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"...then he got all 'why don't you shut up?' and I was all like 'why don't you make me, dude! '" :Gimli tries to bond with the younger members of the Fellowship // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 19 2014, 2:31pm

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:D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 19 2014, 3:08pm

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lol! cute! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Sep 19 2014, 3:09pm)


Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 19 2014, 3:08pm

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lol - love it! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Arrrrwen's daughter
The Shire


Sep 19 2014, 3:19pm

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Arr, they say there be a great sorceress here. I hope we brought enough rum. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 19 2014, 3:25pm

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I'd avoid the loo for a bit laddie. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Sep 19 2014, 3:28pm

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Come close young hobbits. This is very important. ... I forgot what I was about to say. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 19 2014, 3:33pm

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Ha! :-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Sep 20 2014, 3:43am

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Do I have any food in my beard? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Sep 20 2014, 1:47pm

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F: 'Gimli! What's wrong with Sam? He looks upset!' [In reply to] Can't Post

G: 'Oh, laddie. He asked me if he could hold me axe. Of course I had to say no. He'll cut his toes off!'

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


VeArkenstone
Lorien

Sep 21 2014, 7:43pm

Post #22 of 27 (10373 views)
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Just between you and me, Sam's freaking me out a little. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Please, call me Ve.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 22 2014, 12:41am

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I got me axe & me helmet. Is your sword a-glowin'? I've cleaved naught since Khazad-dum! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Excuse me, excuse me. What does God need with a Starship?
James T. Kirk --S.T. V


sador
Half-elven


Sep 22 2014, 1:16pm

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"I have the hi's of an auk and the fears of an ox!" [In reply to] Can't Post

(don't thank me; this was the idea of the long-missing TORnsib Smeagirl/Girllum), an old hand at brilliant witticisms)


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 23 2014, 7:13pm

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***ding ding ding*** Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner of the title contest! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congrats DanielLB - we look forward to seeing what photo you come up with. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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