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cats16
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Sep 12 2014, 12:03pm
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CHOW Party Thread #4: Title Contest
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Look here for BlackFox’s posts as the wonderful game from the LOTR board makes its Hobbit board debut.
Come party right now in the Hobbit movie forum, as we celebrate one year's worth of CHOW discussion of the films. Hope to see you there!
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Sep 12 2014, 3:20pm
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***One Year of CHOW: Title Contest Special Edition***
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The rules are simple: I'll give you a screencap and you'll give it a title. Feel free to post more than once/one title.
Fire away!
 
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 3:32pm
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"I'm sorry, but the bathroom is now OFF LIMITS." //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Darkstone
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Sep 12 2014, 3:37pm
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"High five, times two, down low, too slow!" /
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Dites-moi pourquoi,
Elves sont dans Helm's Deep?
Dites-moi pourquoi,
Haldir est mort?
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 5:17pm
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Look at me, I'm trapped inside an invisible box! //
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"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Sep 12 2014, 5:22pm
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And then, out of nowhere, Bilbo Baggins broke out into a robot dance routine. //
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 6:10pm
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'Have fun storming the Mountain, but leave me out if it!!'
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Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Darkstone
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Sep 12 2014, 6:45pm
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"Give me my handkerchief, my amazing handkerchief!!"
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(From Rice and Webber's "Bilbo and the Amazing Pocket Handkerchief".)
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Suddenly the king cried to Snowmane and the horse sprang away. Behind him his banner blew in the wind, white horse upon a field of green, but he outpaced it. After him thundered the knights of his house, but he was ever before them. Éomer rode there, the white horsetail on his helm floating in his speed, and the front of the first éored roared like a breaker foaming to the shore, but Théoden could not be overtaken. Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. His golden shield was uncovered, and lo! it shone like an image of the Sun, and the grass flamed into green about the white feet of his steed. For morning came, morning and a wind from the sea; and the darkness was removed, and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City:
There's a Great Darkness over the Pelennor,
There's a Great Darkness over the Pelennor!
Our spears’ nowhere as high as an Oliphaunt’s eye,
And the field’s full of orcs, wargs and huge Olog-hai!
Oh what a Rohrrim morning,
Oh what a Rohirrim day!
We've got a wonderful feeling,
We shall kill thousands today!
Oh, we’ll kill us some Easterling Variags,
And know we’re not given to idle brags,
We’ll battle and vanquish the Black Serpent King,
And even an undying dwimmerlaik thing!
Oh what a Rohrrim morning,
Oh what a Rohirrim day!
We've got a wonderful feeling,
We shall kill thousands today!
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 12 2014, 6:48pm
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You have to concentrate! Let's start again, shall we? Pat-a-cake,....... //
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 12 2014, 6:53pm
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O.M.G!!!!!! Thorin!!!!! It's a WIG?????!!!!!!!!!! //
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 6:56pm
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This probably has all the Oakenminxes of the world on Red-Alert, Threat Level 1!
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But it has me in stitches!! Helplessly so, and just after I recovered from a preview of the Hobbit Mad Libs. Hands down, hilariously funny!!!
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 7:00pm
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Are you saying there's truth in this despicable rumor that there is a wig involved?! 
 
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 7:26pm
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No...Not at all...(As I value my head!!)
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Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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DanielLB
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Sep 12 2014, 7:28pm
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So Galadriel does cheat on Celeborn with Gandalf! /
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DanielLB
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Sep 12 2014, 7:53pm
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"PJ, 10 Tolkien purists drop dead each time you break book canon." /
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 10:21pm
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"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
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cats16
Half-elven
Sep 13 2014, 12:36am
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"Shoulda put me in the corner---(Bilbo): It wasn't me." Remember that tune. //
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Come party right now in the Hobbit movie forum, as we celebrate one year's worth of CHOW discussion of the films. Hope to see you there!
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cats16
Half-elven
Sep 13 2014, 12:38am
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They told me the Eagles would be CGI!! This was not in my *real* contract. //
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Come party right now in the Hobbit movie forum, as we celebrate one year's worth of CHOW discussion of the films. Hope to see you there!
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 13 2014, 12:38am
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Bebother! Never was able to give that bifurcated Vulcan salute! //
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"Excuse me, excuse me. What does God need with a Starship?
James T. Kirk --S.T. V
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 13 2014, 12:44am
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Watch this Sam. I can make a perfect circle with my mouth...//
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"Excuse me, excuse me. What does God need with a Starship?
James T. Kirk --S.T. V
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Kim
Valinor
Sep 13 2014, 5:05am
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Lies! Thorin's hair is 100% real and natural. The people who are spreading this rumor are obviously jealous and most likely have limp, straight hair.
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