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Faleel
Rohan
Sep 8 2014, 5:33pm
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Aragorn has mastered the art of the Dunedain neck pinch.
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Aragorn has mastered the art of the Dunedain neck pinch.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 8 2014, 5:44pm
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What happens in The Prancing Pony, stays in The Prancing Pony. /
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For a while the three companions remained silent, gazing after him. Then Aragorn spoke. "They will look for him from the White Tower," he said, "but he will not return from mountain or from sea." Then slowly he began to sing:
"Boromir is dead
Poor Boromir is dead
All gather round his canoe now and cry
He had a heart of gold
And he wasn't very old
Oh why did such a feller have to die?"
Then Legolas sang:
"Boromir is dead
Poor Boromir is dead
He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice
He looks like he's asleep
It's a shame that he won't keep
But the sun’s out and we're runnin' out a' ice."
Then Aragorn sang again:
"Boromir is dead
Poor Boromir is dead
From Minas Tirith comes a weepin' sound
The East Wind for a spell
Will now blow a different smell
Til Boromir is underneath the ground."
So they ended. Then they turned their boat and drove it with all the speed they could against the stream back to Parth Galen.
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Name
Rohan
Sep 8 2014, 6:41pm
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"The legend of the one-armed massage therapist was well known throughout Bree"
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How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Sep 8 2014, 6:47pm
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Awkward Encounters of the Bree Kind //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 8 2014, 8:06pm
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"Awaken young Hobbit. It's time to become a hero!" //
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"Excuse me, excuse me. What does God need with a Starship?
James T. Kirk --S.T. V
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cats16
Half-elven
Sep 9 2014, 4:16am
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Aragorn: I'm done playing hide and seek with you, Ring boy. //
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Come party next week in the Hobbit movie forum, as we celebrate one year's worth of CHOW discussion of the films. Hope to see you there!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 9 2014, 11:13am
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Very good. In a moment I will count to three and snap my fingers.
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You will awaken and you will be completely invisible to everyone in the room - except the flaming eyeball tending bar.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Sep 9 2014, 11:13am
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What Frodo took for the Barrow-Downs hand was just the Yellow Pages hand. Nothing creepy about that...//
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Nuradar
Rohan
Sep 10 2014, 2:55pm
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"Oh, yes. That's it. That's the spot." //
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Silverlode
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Sep 10 2014, 11:58pm
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The long arm of the law finally catches up with notorious outlaw Mad Baggins Jr. alias Mr. Underhill. //
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Silverlode
Want a LOTR Anniversary footer of your own? Get one here!
"Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dűm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 11 2014, 6:02pm
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That's just Silverlode trying to win AGAIN!
The greed of it.
If only I . . . . .
"Excuse me, excuse me. What does God need with a Starship?
James T. Kirk --S.T. V
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 11 2014, 6:10pm
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Headline from The Daily Bree: "Underhill under table under arrest." /
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Dites-moi pourquoi,
Elves sont dans Helm's Deep?
Dites-moi pourquoi,
Haldir est mort?
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Silverlode
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Sep 11 2014, 10:13pm
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"Frodo the Kid caught napping." //
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Silverlode
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"Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dűm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Sep 12 2014, 2:11pm
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'There's no place like home. There's....Wait....I'm not wearing any shoes!!!'
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Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 12 2014, 2:24pm
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Frodo the Kid nabbed by the nape while napping after getting totally napped in bar.
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Also was wearing nappies he stole in Naples.
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Dites-moi pourquoi,
Elves sont dans Helm's Deep?
Dites-moi pourquoi,
Haldir est mort?
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Arandiel
Grey Havens
Sep 12 2014, 5:24pm
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Frodo Baggins: Artistry in Sleepscapes//
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Walk to Rivendell: There and Back Again Challenge - traveling through Middle Earth with thirteen rowdy Dwarves, one grumpy Wizard, and a beleaguered Hobbit
Join us, Thursdays on Main!
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Silverlode
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Sep 12 2014, 9:11pm
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Silverlode
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"Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dűm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."
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Loresilme
Valinor
Sep 13 2014, 1:03pm
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Congratulations, zarabia! Love that Barrow-downs hand reference  . On to the next round - Title Contest XVI is all yours  !
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Sep 13 2014, 1:33pm
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Looking forward to the next round.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Sep 13 2014, 11:49pm
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Thank you, Loresilme! I seriously did not expect to win; there were so many captions that were literally laugh out loud funny. And though I liked the idea of the Barrow-downs hand, I couldn't think what exactly to do with it that would be worthy. I'm so glad you liked the Barrow-downs hand idea too!
Off to look at screencaps; I'll try to find something fun for round XVI.
(This post was edited by zarabia on Sep 13 2014, 11:55pm)
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Sep 13 2014, 11:56pm
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Silverlode
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Sep 14 2014, 1:08am
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Have fun finding our next screencap for us! 
Silverlode
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"Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dűm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."
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Pay no attention BlackFox
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