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The One Ring Forums: Off Topic: The Pollantir:
How would you feel about a Lotr theme park?
Poll: How would you feel about a Lotr theme park?
Great idea!
Terrible idea!
Terrible idea but I'd go just to see.
Great idea I'd love to go!
View Results (57 votes)


Aug 19 2014, 8:53pm

Post #1 of 18 (606 views)
How would you feel about a Lotr theme park? Can't Post

So would you be happy about this? And would your reaction determine whether you would still go for the sake of it?


Aug 19 2014, 9:16pm

Post #2 of 18 (470 views)
I'm so there!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Forest River Barrel Ride
M&P Uruk-hai Piggyback Ride
Roll Down Farmer Maggot's Hill
Anduin White Water Ride.
Moria Runaway Mine Cart
Parachute Drop From the Argonath
Steward Fire Bungie Jump
The Balrog Rollercoaster Plunge
Boromir's Big Drop
Fell Beast Ride
Bill the Pony Merry-Go-Round
One Ring Spinnaker
Swan Boat Kiddie Ride
Minas Tirith Seven Level Rollercoaster
Shadowfax Virtual Ride
Orthanc Eagle Ride
Lembas Nachos
Cram on a Stick
Bag of Fried Mushrooms
Iced Entdraught
Slushie Miruvor
Jelly Hobbit Feet
Elven Ear Headband
Gandalf's Arrow-Though-The-Wizard-Hat Wizard Hat
Glow-In-The-Dark Sting
Gollum Googly Eyes

Oh, please make it happen!!

Tol Eressea

Aug 19 2014, 10:53pm

Post #3 of 18 (454 views)
I voted indifferent [In reply to] Can't Post

because it could be amazing if done right, and really awful if done wrong.

Grey Havens

Aug 20 2014, 11:50am

Post #4 of 18 (436 views)
I voted yes [In reply to] Can't Post

but it would have to be the theme park to end all theme parks - a total Middle Earth immersion, and not sure if that's possible.


Aug 20 2014, 1:13pm

Post #5 of 18 (429 views)
If it's got a rollercoaster and fried foods... [In reply to] Can't Post

...it'll be amazing.


Aug 20 2014, 2:38pm

Post #6 of 18 (424 views)
Sounds great! Those are great ideas! [In reply to] Can't Post

Personally I am with you on this one, I would like theme park if done in a way that is respectful of Tolkien's stories.


Aug 20 2014, 3:44pm

Post #7 of 18 (417 views)
I'd just like [In reply to] Can't Post

to be able to visit Rivendell and Minas Tirith. I despair of anyone ever making a theme park for bookish folks someday, consisting mostly of libraries described in books.

"Boromir's Big Drop" would be pretty exciting, though.


Aug 20 2014, 6:10pm

Post #8 of 18 (414 views)
Hey Darkstone.. you wanna try [In reply to] Can't Post

The Springle-ring Boogie Dance-off
The Enchanted River Ride (forget it!)
Pirates of the Belfalas
Climb the Orthanc (Adults only)
Sarn Gebir Rapid Float
The Grey Havens Submarine Voyage
Ride “The Grond” (if you got the stomach for it)
The Baranzinbar Bobsled Ride
Daddy Twofoot’s Playhouse
The Haunted Dimholt
Celebrimbor’s Workshop
Sauron’s Tower of Terror
Gaffer’s Tater Tots
Gollum’s Coneys on a Stick


Aug 20 2014, 9:12pm

Post #9 of 18 (407 views)
Other... [In reply to] Can't Post

It would depend on the execution.

Can't vote; there is no viable option for my answer.

Ereinion Nénharma

Aug 23 2014, 11:17am

Post #10 of 18 (370 views)
Not if it is a 'regular' theme park... [In reply to] Can't Post

...with a Tolkien theme.

So no free falls, roller coasters, etc.

But, if it is a Tolkien-themed mixture of French theme park 'Puy du Fou' and Dutch theme park under construction 'Wildlands', then I would love to see it happen!


Aug 24 2014, 11:51pm

Post #11 of 18 (344 views)
Can I just be really selfish and say.... [In reply to] Can't Post

please build one in Indianapolis! Cool

Cuwen Maegmacil

Aug 24 2014, 11:56pm

Post #12 of 18 (349 views)
I'M SO GOING!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

While it could be ruined by the wrong people designing it, I think it would be so awesome if we got an LOTR theme park!! I'm going ASAP once it opens!!! Cool

(This post was edited by Cuwen Maegmacil on Aug 24 2014, 11:56pm)

Tol Eressea

Aug 25 2014, 5:42am

Post #13 of 18 (340 views)
Eh. // [In reply to] Can't Post



Aug 25 2014, 12:58pm

Post #14 of 18 (336 views)
Admission to LOTR Theme Park [In reply to] Can't Post

$15.00 Adults
$7.00 Seniors
$3.00 Children under 12
$0.00 Dwarves with axes hollering, "Barak Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!" Evil


Aug 26 2014, 12:48am

Post #15 of 18 (309 views)
I wish! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm going to Harry Potter world and it costs a lot.


Aug 26 2014, 2:37am

Post #16 of 18 (301 views)
Fake beard- walk on knees -carry big axe -lol // [In reply to] Can't Post


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Aug 26 2014, 4:36am

Post #17 of 18 (334 views)
A bit rough for the Dwarves and Hobbits though. [In reply to] Can't Post

"You must be above this height for this ride" would preclude most of them...


Aug 26 2014, 3:08pm

Post #18 of 18 (317 views)
Ah, true but thinking of the entrance fee [In reply to] Can't Post

we mustn’t forget this is a LOTR-themed park. Would not most or many of the rides be amenable to the hobbits & dwarves (especially if the Dwarves knew the secret entrance words – “Barak Khazad!”? thus gaining free entrance?) WinkWinkWink


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