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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 23 2014, 7:16am
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I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
 Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
 Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback by Kerewyn, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBofTA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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VValar
Gondor
Aug 23 2014, 8:30am
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I really cannot function or focus the way that I know I should when you keep posting these photo's unawares. It's like my state of mind goes into an error for 2 sec before it starts to work properly again.
I blame you Lurker for putting those images in my head (I purposely don't search for any LP photo's on the net) and I blame LP for being the way he is and being absolutely gorgeous
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VValar
Gondor
Aug 23 2014, 8:50am
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Also known as a hot tub. You know what a hot tub is? It's a regular tub but with Thranduil in it *taa daa duuummm*
Just a random pic
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 23 2014, 2:56pm
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 btw, those pics are clickable. I link back to source whenever possible for the pleasurable hit of being hit in the face with the hi res originals
You can thank me later 
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 23 2014, 3:03pm
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cos not likely Bubba live as long as the Elves (eh, think this was also something touched in the older threads). And Thranduil clearly loves his War-Elks - keeping and using their antlers for all his deco needs
Found the image just trawling Google Images. I think I used "Thranduil Elk" as the search string. btw, it's a clicky.
You're welcome! Always glad to help. Thranduilitis is dominantly prevalent on the TA threads though whether the relationship is causal or casual prolly needs a proper study As you can see, a suitable sample size is not available thanks to the silent thread visitor phenomenon.
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor
Aug 23 2014, 3:09pm
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Michael Martinez's thoughts on Thranduil's bling
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So it seems the well known scholar got a question about Thranduil's bling. Here's the article.
I still like our Theory of Bling discussions much better. Eh original post here for ref. More fun!
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meh of course dude likes his bling how about having some fun speculating what POSSIBLE other reasons besides just "dude likes his bling" 
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I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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VValar
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Aug 23 2014, 4:50pm
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Oh god that scared me (in a good way)! Was not expecting them to be clicky's *SQUEEEE*
Wow he looks so much like Thranduil in that first pic, same look I would picture Thrandy to have.
Only without those beautiful blue eyes
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VValar
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Aug 23 2014, 5:08pm
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Thanks for posting the article. I read it (and re-wachted the epic Thranduil/Thorin dialogue) but that's a lame-ass conclusion the author gives at the end *lol*
Wasn't it LP saying that the rings each had a meaning of their own (although he didn't specify exactly what they stood for).
The only ring I don't really like is with that huge stone on it, it's a bit over the top for me (but of course his Highness wears it with such class, the ring doen's wear Thranduil - Thranduil wears and totaly rocks the ring of course).
The golden snakes are intriguing but I like the two Mirkwood rings on his right hand best. They look complicated and tall and I would love to hear the story behind those two. But for now all we can do is speculate.
Woops Thranduil, where is your bling now? I believe he takes them off right before he goes to bed.
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Eruvandi
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Aug 23 2014, 5:17pm
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So cool that you're having fun Wow crochet huh? Except for the simple craft stuff in school (once upon a time) I can't crochet for my life. Maybe cos I'm a leftie, it just takes a bit too much focus for me to inverse the directions, and my right hand's totally useless - though I am quite proud that I don't need concessions to be made for me (I use right-hand mouse and don't need left-hand scissors). But crochet? I'll just buy the darned thing I'm a leftie too! I write and crochet left handed, but like you, I use a right-hand mouse and I don't need left-hand scissors.
Yeah, I totally hear you on the challenge of trying to inverse the directions. It was especially challenging for me when I was first learning to crochet because I taught myself using instructional CDs that only had right-handed people doing the videos. But I seem to have a knack for hands-on crafts so I got it eventually. I still have problems with some written instructions too. I have to remember that anything I make is going to be like a "mirror image" of the project in the picture, so for example, when I work the instructions for what the pattern is calling the right side of a sweater, it's going to be the left side of the sweater for me and vice versa.
Lol, I'm opposite from you when it comes to buying things though. I've been known to pass by crochet items in the store if I think I can make something similar myself.
Btw, my crochet flower crown is now posted and I'm posting my next bingo pic as soon as I finish this post.
Re my reading... now that I'm ready, my book is misplaced... I'm feeling like Boromir turning stuff over looking for Frodo at the Rauros now Awww, that's to bad! I hope you find it soon! It looks like we only have to read one chapter this week so it would be a great time for catching up.
"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
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VValar
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Aug 23 2014, 7:54pm
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I totally had to google crochet because I had no idea what that is  I only looked at the pictures, and maybe this is a very dumb question to ask from someone who knows absolutely nothing about it. But is it the same as knitting?
It looks like something for which one must possess the patience and refined skills to be able to do that. I lack on both of them, I would probably suck at it big time. So kuddos for you for being able to create wonderful things with it!
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dernwyn
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Aug 24 2014, 12:31am
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...over on this thread on Off Topic
...which might be of some small interest to you all...
*walks away whistling innocently*
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Kerewyn
Rohan
Aug 24 2014, 2:11am
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That's so sweet of you!
I was all on my lonesome, getting over my rotten cold and sinus issues - I even had an eye infection and couldn't see properly, and no one to look after me... and now you've sent some gorgeous EI pics, I can imagine LP and TH delivering hot soup and shoulder rubs, am feeling immediately better.
so much!
I have now embarked on reading your epic TW5, and OMG what an epic! Will respond over on the thread when done. 
"Thou speakest of thralldom. If thralldom it be, thou canst not escape it..."
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Kerewyn
Rohan
Aug 24 2014, 2:13am
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Ooh, is that Harry Lloyd as Oropher?? How ideal – I remember noting his elven features when saw him on GoT. He has quite the tumblr following too, I note.
I am also liking the fan art of Glorfindel earlier in this thread. Though I can’t see Sandro Kopp (the coronation elf) in that role. I mean, I can see him in it, I just have a different face in my mind’s eye, and can’t put a name to it, yet…
VValar, I totally adore that “I have a Jacuzzi” pic! It just so suits his expression somehow.
Also, Damn you for posting those gorgeous pics of LP. I only had a character crush when I first joined this thread, but if you keep this up I will develop an online real life actor crush as well Always goes together for me. Crush on character = crush on actor, and vice versa. It’s the main mathematical equation of my life.
"Thou speakest of thralldom. If thralldom it be, thou canst not escape it..."
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Kerewyn
Rohan
Aug 24 2014, 2:38am
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I’m going to this! http://www.acmi.net.au/...ting-for-the-hobbit/
A decade ago, the much loved, panoramic fantasy world of Lord of the Rings was brought to the screen in Peter Jackson’s phenomenally successful trilogy of films. Released over a period of three years, the films were offered up to a demanding but desperately hopeful international fandom.
Presenting great challenges to audience researchers, who observed audiences in over 18 countries, the trilogy presented a fascinating insight into what the public expected from the filmic adaptations, and what they got – including some complete surprises.
With the release of The Hobbit in 2014, researchers are again testing the engagement between audience expectation and film experience, and exploring the questions they weren’t able to answer the first time around.
Find out what you expect from Peter Jackson’s Middle Earth, and what adventures the films provide, with a fascinating talk on audience engagement by Visiting Professor of Deakin University Martin Barker.
May not learn anything I don’t know already, but am interested what the good Prof has to say about the audience engagement / research angle. I wonder if we the audience will be part of some conducted research?
Reading this short discussion on the daily lives of Elves: short Goodreads discussion on the daily lives of Elves I have wondered these things.
And I bought The Hobbit DoS soundtrack! Here’s a nice page from the booklet, which is printed on lovely weighty matt paper. (I am geeky about paper quality).
"Thou speakest of thralldom. If thralldom it be, thou canst not escape it..."
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Kerewyn
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Aug 24 2014, 2:46am
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Well!
Sydney Comic Con has pulled off a last minute hat trick and scored Orlando!
Although I’ve never been the Leggy fangirl, I am *this* close to going, sheerly through association and also to curiously witness fangirl fever at its most rabid.
Regretfully and also thankfully, I have a social engagement that weekend that I‘d be loathe to miss (a much-missed friend from Tasmania is in town) Because I can't really afford to blow my carefully-managed October-holiday-savings on an airfare, hotel and entry fee.
Now if they suddenly announce Pace or Hiddleston, budget can go hang itself, and I’ll be saying sorry to my friend.
Priorities...
"Thou speakest of thralldom. If thralldom it be, thou canst not escape it..."
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Kerewyn
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Aug 24 2014, 2:58am
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Dernwyn thank you so much for this alert
I'll just repost it right here, and go back to watching those biceps a few more times
LP + IceBucket = wet singlet goodness
Is that his sister? Wish we could see her face, I want to see the family likeness.
Oh, I should be kind to resident Thorin Thralls, and repost this one as well. RA ice bucket
"Thou speakest of thralldom. If thralldom it be, thou canst not escape it..."
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 24 2014, 4:02am
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Yay Kerewyn! *HUGS* So glad you're better!
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I was all on my lonesome, getting over my rotten cold and sinus issues - I even had an eye infection and couldn't see properly, and no one to look after me... and now you've sent some gorgeous EI pics, I can imagine LP and TH delivering hot soup and shoulder rubs, am feeling immediately better. heh, as I take care to keep feeding VValar's Thranduilitis, so will I continue to consider your convalescing needs. *Channelling good thrally vibes over the ether*
I'll keep adding Pretty! as I can (RL's pesky this weekend, plus I still can't find my Silm! ). May not be a WW thread after all, as doing it all over the place like this is kinda rad, plus what's a URL compared to an IMAGE?
I have now embarked on reading your epic TW5, and OMG what an epic! Will respond over on the thread when done. Cool! Hope it gives you lots of laughs (and stitches in a good way) and you like it as much at the end Then appendices!!!  when you're up to it of course.
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Kerewyn
Rohan
Aug 24 2014, 9:47am
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*rubs hands in gleeful anticipation of Pretty*
And you know, if those two were to be in a movie together, it would probably break the internet.
*goes to watch the Ice Bucket clip for about the 10th time. Way to make a girl feel better*
I just love seeing LP in his natural environment here. Just hangin' out in tracky-dacks & jandals. (to use antipodean parlance) He's so utterly without pretension, pretty much any time he's being himself on camera.
By the way, the BotFA Chronicles book looks good
"Thou speakest of thralldom. If thralldom it be, thou canst not escape it..."
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Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor
Aug 24 2014, 10:41am
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And now dernwyn's posted 3 posts in TA that's not a threadlock
Now off to look at it and perchance to nose around for information.
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 24 2014, 10:52am
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Answers to pressing questions aaaand assorted ME actors' challenge in GIFs
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From LP's twitter about the challenge, it was his sister (who's also on twitter - pretty blond) who nom'd him! Way to go, but that's not his sister who did the honours. It's Bérénice Marlohe, that sexy Bond girl in Skyfall and his co-star in his new movie, Prisoners of War. So it seems they're on shoot right now.
And here's the challenges in GIFs:
Got to say, Gandy's prima donna is showing and can't wait for Andy Serkis': reckon he'd have to have 3 buckets: Andy, Smeagol, Gollum!
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 24 2014, 10:55am
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PHWOAR! By the VALAR, VValar! You really are out to STUN
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 24 2014, 10:59am
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LP was the one who said that.
The only ring I don't really like is with that huge stone on it, it's a bit over the top for me (but of course his Highness wears it with such class, the ring doen's wear Thranduil - Thranduil wears and totaly rocks the ring of course).
Woops Thranduil, where is your bling now? I believe he takes them off right before he goes to bed.
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 24 2014, 11:04am
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Yay! Lefties FTW. And I found my book! *phew*
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Lol, I'm opposite from you when it comes to buying things though. I've been known to pass by crochet items in the store if I think I can make something similar myself.
And, really, you'd think I live in a ginomous mansion with 20,000 rooms. But the book was obviously unlocatable in a *admittedly messy* modest apartment where the kitties have long given up on any pretense of achieving invisibility
ETA: Did you see the cultural difference strip I posted on the thread?
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Lurker in the Mirk
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Aug 24 2014, 11:06am
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Ooh, is that Harry Lloyd as Oropher?? How ideal – I remember noting his elven features when saw him on GoT. He has quite the tumblr following too, I note. There was no notes on the source tumblr.
I am also liking the fan art of Glorfindel earlier in this thread. Though I can’t see Sandro Kopp (the coronation elf) in that role. I mean, I can see him in it, I just have a different face in my mind’s eye, and can’t put a name to it, yet… Me too!
I'm a lurker. Fan of both books and movies; it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
(Tis true! More appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A tag-team fanfic with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Nooooo you're just so evil
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