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BlackFox
Half-elven
Aug 11 2014, 2:00pm
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Brow Off: Thranduil vs Nori
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It's a simple, yet crucial question: who has the sexiest eyebrows in Middle-earth? Thranduil... ... or Nori?
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Aug 11 2014, 2:19pm
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I fear I've created a monster.
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Aug 11 2014, 2:44pm
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Thrandy's eyebrows are already perfect so he doesn't have to braid them in some gaudy fashion just to get attention. In fact, whenever anyone calls Thranduil, "Your Fabulousness" they're actually referring to his eyebrows, because they are fabulous. Meanwhile, everyone just calls Nori's eyebrows Thing 1 and Thing 2.
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Aug 11 2014, 2:52pm
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Meanwhile, everyone just calls Nori's eyebrows Thing 1 and Thing 2. I thought they were called Grasper and Keeper. Or was it Snitcher and Swiper?
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Aug 11 2014, 3:26pm
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One axe grasps your soul and the other keeps it. The only thing Nori's eyebrows grasp is his dwarven dandruff.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Aug 11 2014, 3:35pm
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That is SO second age!
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Aug 11 2014, 3:47pm
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The only thing Nori's eyebrows grasp is his dwarven dandruff. *covers Black Fox's ears*
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Aug 11 2014, 5:26pm
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You cut me deep, Eruvandi. Very deep. I don't know if I ever have it in my heart to forgive you. *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
(This post was edited by BlackFox on Aug 11 2014, 5:26pm)
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea
Aug 11 2014, 6:11pm
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Awww, don't cry! I may like Thrandy's eyebrows better, but Nori is up there in my top 3 favorite Dwarves, and I admire how much effort he puts into getting his eyebrows like that *cough* dandruff and all.
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Aug 11 2014, 8:33pm
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Who's got the sexiest brows???
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Why, Thorin the Majestic, of course! Though I understand his not being included in this survey, since his majestic eyebrows should be in a category all their own! But as far as THIS poll goes, em, gonna have to go with Thranduil (duh).
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Aug 11 2014, 8:51pm
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I may like Thrandy's eyebrows better, but Nori is up there in my top 3 favorite Dwarves, and I admire how much effort he puts into getting his eyebrows like that Alright, I forgive you.
*cough* dandruff and all. Now, now, don't push your luck.
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Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor
Aug 12 2014, 5:14am
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Is this even a contest? Nori's browbeaten even before the flag-off
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Thranduil's brows FTW
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Kerewyn
Rohan
Aug 12 2014, 7:42am
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...I am voting for Thrandy. However, I would like to state that Nori is a worthy contestant. I was heading in here to declare that no one else is introduced to the movie via their eyebrows alone, and comment on the Elven King's magnificent silvery highlights... but I do see now that Nori has highlights too, albeit ginger. The ability to plait brows into one's hair should be applauded. Kudos to you Black Fox, for running the Brow Off
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Aug 12 2014, 9:22am
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It was you who gave me the idea
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Thanks for that. It's been a true pleasure reading the responses.
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joec_34
Rivendell
Aug 13 2014, 4:07pm
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Thranduil wins on the sexy front, but Nori wins on the awesome-I-wish-I-had-those front.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 14 2014, 1:57pm
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on this clearly chauvinist for-ladies-only question. What man on this site sees anything sexy about a couple of male's eyebrows? Huh? Arwen gets my vote, (were it available!)
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