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Title Contest: Round Nine

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Rohan


Aug 6 2014, 1:52pm

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Title Contest: Round Nine Can't Post

Ok my friends, here at last we have our ninth round of the contesting of the titles! So in honor of the nine walkers, here is a screencap from The Fellowship of the Ring.

http://www.framecaplib.com/...j=0x0000000000000008

(Sorry that I can't actually insert this into the thread. Not that smart yet)

(And thanks again to Meneldor for choosing my title last round!)

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


BlackFox
Half-elven


Aug 6 2014, 1:56pm

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Here it is [In reply to] Can't Post




“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” - Henry David Thoreau


Name
Rohan


Aug 6 2014, 1:59pm

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Thank you BlackFox! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 6 2014, 2:28pm

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Legolas: “Should we toss one of those shortlings over that gap?” [In reply to] Can't Post

Boromir: “Never mind that now! I just wizzed in my greaves!”

“Uva uvam vivendo varia fit."


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 6 2014, 2:40pm

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"I kissed an Elf and I liked it..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Aug 6 2014, 4:00pm

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"Don't look directly at the gap!" Legolas: "I looked at the gap, Ray." [In reply to] Can't Post

Okay, so it's a weak pun on a Ghostbusters quote. I'm just glad to see this game still going!


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Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 6 2014, 4:51pm

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Legolas: I told you not to mix ale and miruvor. [In reply to] Can't Post

Boromir: I'm gonna hurl!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


BlackFox
Half-elven


Aug 6 2014, 8:05pm

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The Flying Fools // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” - Henry David Thoreau


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 6 2014, 9:28pm

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A little obvious, perhaps... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Mind the gap!"

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Aug 6 2014, 11:16pm

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Why did it have to be gaps? I hate gaps! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



(This post was edited by zarabia on Aug 6 2014, 11:19pm)


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 7 2014, 1:46am

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Boromir: I just stepped in something squishy. Legolas: Goblin filth! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 7 2014, 1:48am

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Legolas: We have to jump. Boromir: *mind blown* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 7 2014, 1:50am

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Boromir: That's the second biggest gap I've ever seen... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



cats16
Half-elven


Aug 7 2014, 3:30am

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Boromir: Crap, I looked into the camera. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



cats16
Half-elven


Aug 7 2014, 3:31am

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Legolas: Bean there done that. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Aug 7 2014, 11:17am

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The Goblins knew the best way to defeat the Fellowship was to shock and dismay them... [In reply to] Can't Post

so they looped footage of Bakshi's LOTR. Boromir: "Did you see the length of my skirt?" Legolas: "Yes, but did you see the length of my hair?"

Evil


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



Arannir
Valinor


Aug 7 2014, 11:30am

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Where's the camera? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I am afraid it is only too likely to be true what you say about the critics and the public. I am dreading the publication for it will be impossible not to mind what is said. I have exposed my heart to be shot at." J.R.R. Tolkien

We all have our hearts and minds one way or another invested in these books and movies. So we all mind and should show the necessary respect.



(This post was edited by Arannir on Aug 7 2014, 11:32am)


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Aug 8 2014, 9:47pm

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Reactions to a potential wardrobe change for a spinoff of the first film.... [In reply to] Can't Post

JR-D: Is that what I think it is?

SB: OMG It is!!! And in leather!!!

OB: It looks a little...small...

VM: No!! I am not wearing that!!!

BB(In the back): No!! No!! Anything but sequins!!!!

?Un?fortunately no still have come to light from the short-lived Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Dance Party

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


Name
Rohan


Aug 10 2014, 12:10pm

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Round 9 [In reply to] Can't Post

Man, it seems like there are so many good titles in every round. Selecting a winner is torturous! But I have to say, Darkstone's title really did it for me.

"I kissed an Elf and I liked it..."

Looking at Boromir's face, I couldn't stop laughing.

So congratulations Darkstone, you have won this round, and now have the honor of running round 10!

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 11 2014, 1:30pm

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm peachless!

(But that's probably irrelephant...)

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Of my thankfully reconsidered posts."



 
 

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