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stormcrow20
Gondor


Jul 31 2014, 8:23am

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The poster for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is here, so let's caption it!





Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 31 2014, 3:45pm

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"The odds are a million-to-one -- we can't lose!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 (Perhaps I've been reading too many Discworld books.)

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring

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grammaboodawg
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Jul 31 2014, 4:44pm

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6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - May 15, 2014



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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DanielLB
Immortal


Jul 31 2014, 4:46pm

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"I AM FIRE. I ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Just want a cuddle."



Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Jul 31 2014, 7:03pm

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That's it. If you won't behave, I'm calling Farmer Giles. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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Ataahua
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Jul 31 2014, 7:40pm

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Jul 31 2014, 9:06pm

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Bard: You want me to do WHAT to this guy?? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 31 2014, 11:22pm

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Cuio i Pheriain anann! Aglar'ni Pheriannath!


Na Vedui
Rohan


Jul 31 2014, 11:22pm

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I love "Famer Giles"; it always makes me laugh.


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Aug 1 2014, 1:24am

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Does that make Bard a member of the Night's Watch? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Arandiel
Grey Havens

Aug 1 2014, 4:14am

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KHAAAAAAA - oh, never mind, I got my impending-doom images mixed up.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Walk to Rivendell: There and Back Again Challenge - traveling through Middle Earth with thirteen rowdy Dwarves, one grumpy Wizard, and a beleaguered Hobbit

Join us, Thursdays on Main!


cats16
Half-elven


Aug 1 2014, 9:33am

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sherlock
Gondor


Aug 1 2014, 12:49pm

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 1 2014, 1:13pm

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We're gonna to need a bigger bow." [In reply to] Can't Post


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Does that make Bard a member of the Night's Watch?



It might! I'm sure that Commander Vimes would appreciate the help.

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 1 2014, 4:41pm

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"Pardner, this town ain't big enough for both of us!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh, can I give straight lines!

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“The opinions that are held with passion are always those for which no good ground exists; indeed the passion is the measure of the holders lack of rational conviction. Opinions in politics and religion are almost always held passionately.”
-Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays





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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 2 2014, 1:39am

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Darkstone
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Aug 5 2014, 6:07pm

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“The opinions that are held with passion are always those for which no good ground exists; indeed the passion is the measure of the holders lack of rational conviction. Opinions in politics and religion are almost always held passionately.”
-Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays





Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 5 2014, 6:08pm

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“The opinions that are held with passion are always those for which no good ground exists; indeed the passion is the measure of the holders lack of rational conviction. Opinions in politics and religion are almost always held passionately.”
-Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays





Silverlode
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Aug 5 2014, 10:24pm

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