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HOW about THEM BATS?

Bombadil
Half-elven


Jul 23 2014, 3:26am

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HOW about THEM BATS? Can't Post

thanks to another poster here
(In off Topic) Luke Evans
starzz in

"Dracula Untold"
opening in October..

WELL? "The MASSIVE" software
First used on LOTR?... kicks
someSERIOUSS ..
"BAT" attacks..in
"BARDs"... next Movie!

SO by the TIME we SEE PJzz... Final Film...

we will need EVEN MORE MASSIVE.BAT Attacks
.. than THAT Movie"s
HUGE...MONsTER-OUS
BAT ATTACKz?

FILMPeople.. are Racing PJ to the
Finish LINE?

sooo. many are using LOTR & his other Films?
to... Copy & Paste HIS...EFFECTz...

IZZ it STILL...
POSSIBLE...
PJ will STILL FINISH on top of the HEAP?

w? this FILM...

BATTY?
Bomby is constantly
Bothered &
BeWildered?

(I think I just made myself??.? LAUGH
@ myREADING my Own POST... this time?)

Crazy


(This post was edited by Bombadil on Jul 23 2014, 3:27am)


Bombadil
Half-elven


Jul 23 2014, 2:01pm

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Hummm..WHAT? WELL? No Response?..... AnyWHO [In reply to] Can't Post

Is there something called

"PJ-Envy"

in the Film Industry...

DUH?
(MAYBE)


Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


Jul 24 2014, 12:12am

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For those of us that don't like vampires... [In reply to] Can't Post


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IZZ it STILL...
POSSIBLE...
PJ will STILL FINISH on top of the HEAP?

w? this FILM...

Oh yeah, definitely. At least in my personal opinion. I watched the Dracula trailer just to see the bats and respond to this thread. It wasn't too bad, but the part where Luke Evens seeks out Dracula and drinks his blood to become like him...Um...Eeeeeww.Crazy

That is to say that even if other people like the bats in Dracula better, I will prefer the bats in the Hobbit. Even if they're vampire bats like in the book, at least they don't have a (albeit handsomeBlush)blood-sucking, neck biting, dude controlling their every move and using them collectively to form massive fists and pummel the opposition. In fact, I think that will be one of the big differences between the bats of Dracula and the bats of the Hobbit. The bats in Dracula are being collectively controlled by one person, they're not acting on their own. In the Hobbit, the bats may very well be loyal to the bad guys, but I believe, similar the wargs (and the eagles for that matter) they will be making their own decisions on whether or not to attack together or individually.

If the battle anything like I imagine it in the book, the bats will start by making the sky dark as a group and then individual bats will dive dramatically out of the bat-cloud and attack various good guys on the ground. Ouch!

"Love woke me up this morning
With a memory
Love came and whispered a story
That awakened a dream,

I am a dreamer, take me higher
Open the sky up, start a fire
I believe even if it's just a dream"
~"Dreamer" by Bethany Dillon



KeenObserver
Lorien


Jul 25 2014, 9:59am

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This is what I was talking about [In reply to] Can't Post

You're on a roll and you better not stop until the new year because I am feeding off of the fun you're having.

I'm not entirely sure why, but the original post and your subsequent response is hilarious to me.

However, I'm going to quote a few select lines that turned my grin into a fit of laughter.

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BATTY?
Bomby is constantly
Bothered &
BeWildered?

Laugh

Quote
(I think I just made myself??.? LAUGH
@ myREADING my Own POST... this time?)


Crazy

Laugh

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Hummm..WHAT? WELL? No Response?..... AnyWHO

Laugh

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Is there something called

"PJ-Envy"

in the Film Industry...

DUH?
(MAYBE)

Here's a few from other threads:

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HeartIzz it OKAAAAAY to Drooooll NOW?

Laugh

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(NOT that ..I would DATE any of them.
since....I'm Married to a MAN..? Off- Camera).

Laugh
And the latest rib-tickler:

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"THE REVENGE
of 100rdz...OR Thousands of..... Killer MOTHS"

("that iz? something you DON'T see everyday...")

An EPICBattle of TINY..(Mostly Harmless) MOTHS
VS.. HUGEKiller VampireBATS?


Keep the thigh-slappers coming.

Oh, and "HOW about THEM BATS?" you ask . . .
. . . Well, THEM BATS be crazy.Tongue

(Sorry, I'm not as funny as I'd like to be.Unsure)

”The thirst for adventure is the vent which Destiny offers; a war, a crusade, a gold mine, a new country, speak to the imagination and offer…” - Jose Bergamin

(This post was edited by KeenObserver on Jul 25 2014, 10:02am)

 
 

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