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stormcrow20
Gondor


Jul 1 2014, 3:23am

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 1 2014, 3:52am

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"Orc-ward...." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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silvereyed
The Shire

Jul 1 2014, 6:26am

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I've been dreaming of a true love' kiss~


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Jul 1 2014, 3:06pm

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Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Jul 1 2014, 3:07pm

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How come your sword doesn't have fancy writing? Oh wait...there I see some small letters...."Made....in....?" I can't make that out...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Jul 1 2014, 3:45pm

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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 1 2014, 4:25pm

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"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
-Albert Einstein


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 1 2014, 4:47pm

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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


Jul 1 2014, 6:32pm

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*sings* That's what brings everaftering so haaaapy ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Love woke me up this morning
With a memory
Love came and whispered a story
That awakened a dream,

I am a dreamer, take me higher
Open the sky up, start a fire
I believe even if it's just a dream"
~"Dreamer" by Bethany Dillon



BlackFox
Half-elven


Jul 1 2014, 7:28pm

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“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” - Henry David Thoreau


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 1 2014, 9:10pm

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Kim
Valinor


Jul 1 2014, 9:17pm

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"Jagatud rõõm on topelt rõõm - a shared joy is a double joy". ~Estonian saying


“As such, you will address His Majesty as His Majesty, the Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, the Lion of Erebor, the High King of the Dwarves, the True Treasure of Erebor, the Face that Launched 10,000 Sighs, or Thorin the Majestic..."


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Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 1 2014, 9:30pm

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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jul 2 2014, 3:16am

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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jul 2 2014, 4:43am

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 2 2014, 9:43am

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6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - May 15, 2014



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 2 2014, 9:45am

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Tauriel tries the latest weapon.. consuming masses of onions & garlic then ATTACK! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 2 2014, 9:47am

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Tauriel croons, "You made me love you, I didn't want to do i... I didn't want to do it.. OH, you're not Kili!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jul 2 2014, 2:46pm

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Stop embarrassing yourself, Tauriel. Accept it; it's over...sooo over.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Only when we stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them. - Prof. Whitman, Community

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Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 2 2014, 5:41pm

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"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-Robert Wilensky


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 2 2014, 5:43pm

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"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-Robert Wilensky


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 2 2014, 5:44pm

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..."a true orc's kiss"?

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"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-Robert Wilensky


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Jul 2 2014, 7:28pm

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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jul 2 2014, 9:29pm

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Nira
Lorien


Jul 3 2014, 6:26am

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(*in Orkish*) "They think she wants the dwarf...HA!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Why, to think of it, we're in the same tale still! It's going on. Don't the great tales never end?" -Samwise

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