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Bracegirdle
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Jun 26 2014, 3:47am
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Need some help with some unimportant questions.
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1. Do Ring-wraiths wear undies under their black cloaks? If so were they “Hanes” or “Fruit of the Gloom”?
2. Do orcs wear tee-shirts with “Eat at Shagrat’s” printed on them?
3. Do orcs have souls, or just soul **music**?
4. Who was Gandalf really? Lathspell, Incanus, Tharkun, Olorin, Stormcrow, Greyhame, Grey Wanderer, Grey Pilgrim, Grey Fool, Gandalf the Grey, White Rider, Gandalf the White, Mithrandir, or most likely “an Old Man with a staff”?
4. B. Was he still “Gandalf the Grey” after he took a shower?
5. After holiday on the Mainland how many Numenorean families were stranded when they returned to the island after it was drowned?
6. Did the 25 ton Stone of Erech have its own stateroom during the trip from Numenor to Middle-earth?
7. Was the Silmarillion a misprint for Sal Marillion, researcher of the dreaded salmonella?
8. When Golfimbul’s head soared through the air did he yell “Fore”?
9. Did Dwarvish women really have beards, or were they such resplendent beauties that the jealous male Dwarves kept them deep underground for fear of … well - you know?
10. Was the Mouth of Sauron a licensed attorney at law, or was he just practicing?
Help! Thank You... BG
"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
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Kim
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Jun 26 2014, 4:19am
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1. Definitely Fruit of the Gloom
8. Yes. Yes he did.
"Jagatud rõõm on topelt rõõm - a shared joy is a double joy". ~Estonian saying
“As such, you will address His Majesty as His Majesty, the Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, the Lion of Erebor, the High King of the Dwarves, the True Treasure of Erebor, the Face that Launched 10,000 Sighs, or Thorin the Majestic..."
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CuriousG
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Jun 26 2014, 8:50pm
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Mouth of Sauron was a public relations expert
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and professional spokesperson. His other clients were the fondly remembered Jack the Ripper and Ivan the Terrible, whose reputations he did much to enhance, especially when he licensed them as dolls for children. Didn't you cling to your warm, fuzzy Sauron doll for comfort as a child during late night thunderstorms when you quavered under your sheets?
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DaughterofLaketown
Gondor
Jun 26 2014, 9:12pm
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It has to be fruit of the gloom. What else would do?
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Bracegirdle
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Jun 29 2014, 9:40pm
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Har-de-har har....But no . . .
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The Nazgul did their shoplifting at The Gorgoroth Garb 'n Go Emporium. 
"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
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Silverlode
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Jun 29 2014, 10:36pm
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get all their fashion needs met at the Gap of Rohan.
Silverlode
"Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."
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Bracegirdle
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Jun 30 2014, 12:44am
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Ware! Ware! Silverlode has a sense of humor! //
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"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
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