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Bill the Pony vs Black Beauty

Felagund
Rohan


Jun 23 2014, 11:43pm

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Bill the Pony vs Black Beauty Can't Post

Answer's easy: Bill would feed BB to his friend, the Watcher in the Water.

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DaughterofLaketown
Gondor


Jun 24 2014, 1:04am

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Black beauty [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 25 2014, 8:08pm

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Yeah, well, ask the question then give the answer [In reply to] Can't Post

you Felagund you!

Shoot Bill, I mean shoot! Bill make it all the way from the West Gate to Bree all by hisself.

Black Beauty didn't have anyone to curry him and give him his feedbag. He's (she's?) dogmeat. Hopefully Alpo....TongueTongueSmileSmile

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Maciliel
Valinor


Jun 28 2014, 8:19pm

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SOL [In reply to] Can't Post

 
this post made me SOL (snort out loud). (!)

thank you most sincerely for the laugh, felagund! : )


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Valinor


Jun 28 2014, 8:21pm

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bill [In reply to] Can't Post

 
i don't imagine them fighting one another.. i imagine them just in a survival race or something. bill is clearly the winner, but black beauty did endure much -- physical abuse, near-crippling, etc. black beauty is no violet.

cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


DaughterofLaketown
Gondor


Jun 30 2014, 8:34pm

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Black beauty clearly wins this to me [In reply to] Can't Post

Bill went home before Moria! Black Beauty went through *way* more, though.


Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 17 2014, 2:20pm

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I'd agree with you! [In reply to] Can't Post

Poor Black Beauty endured so much. BB get my vote too :).


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 17 2014, 8:08pm

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Goodness [In reply to] Can't Post

the fights been over for a month and a half.

Where were you?

** sounds of whinnying, snorts, and hoof-clashes echo into the far far distance **
Tongue

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James T. Kirk --S.T. V


Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 17 2014, 8:24pm

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I had to send it to committee [In reply to] Can't Post

And you know how long *that* takes Sly!


swordwhale
Tol Eressea


Jan 19 2015, 5:03am

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so haaaaaaaard.......... [In reply to] Can't Post

I have to go with Black Beauty having endured more...

Now if you'd said Tornado...........

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