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Customer Reviews, Tengwar Script Men's Lord Prayer Ring

Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor


Jun 10 2014, 3:08am

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Amazon.com: Customer Reviews Tengwar Script Men's Lord Prayer Ring Comfort Fit Black IP Stainless Steel Size 9 10 11 12 13


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I'm only on the first review page, and already ROFLMAO. By Eru! I believe this precious trinket is what the Good Guy Sauron bought in bulk, to help the economy and band his friendships. Sly


(Apologies if this has been posted... I did a search before putting this up)


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(This post was edited by Lurker in the Mirk on Jun 10 2014, 3:09am)


Magpie
Immortal


Jun 10 2014, 3:16am

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it's okay to repost [In reply to] Can't Post

but it has been posted before.

searching for >> Amazon Prayer Ring << brought up the old post. :-)

But even if it was posted last week, it's fine to repost. There's always lots of people it will be new for.


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Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor


Jun 10 2014, 3:24am

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Thanks, Magpie. Got too clever with the search [In reply to] Can't Post

I searched for 'prayer ring' as a phrase since going with the individual words returned more posts to plough through than I have time for.


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Magpie
Immortal


Jun 10 2014, 1:37pm

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finding just the right search words... [In reply to] Can't Post

is to me what hunting elusive wild species is to others. It's a great game. :-)


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Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor


Jun 10 2014, 1:55pm

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LOL [In reply to] Can't Post

Though it's interesting a less restrictive search string returned nothing but adding "Amazon" got the results. I'd think it'd be the other way round. Crazy Curious.


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"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBofTA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


Magpie
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Jun 10 2014, 2:01pm

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the key is adding a more unique word [In reply to] Can't Post

that will narrow results down... but that you're fairly certain will be in a post along with the other words.

I did another search earlier in the day - can't remember what for (on the boards) and it took me considerably longer because I couldn't narrow the results down enough and I couldn't remember the words I'd used.

If you remember a post (and you didn't for this subject) and can 'kind of' remember how long ago it was, you can order the search results by date and then skip over - say - the most recent 6 months or year or whatever.

Anyhow, those Amazon reviews can get pretty hilarious, can't they?


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Lurker in the Mirk
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Jun 10 2014, 2:08pm

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i'm getting the idea... [In reply to] Can't Post

... though the way the search behaves doesn't fit in with my understanding of search, but what do I know Tongue

Those reviews are precious! Cool


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Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 10 2014, 9:32pm

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These are great! This one is my favorite: [In reply to] Can't Post

They're all great but I love this one because it's so low key Sly Be sure to read to the final sentence:



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I bought this ring for my husband and they had it in just his size. I thought he'd love the writing on it, but the writing was very hard to see. When it arrived, on my birthday none-the-less, it looked a bit small, so I tried it on and discovered it fit me perfectly! Well, that meant it would never fit him, so I decided to return it... but because it was a Sunday, I had to wait a day. Well, I'm glad for the delay because I decided to try it on again the next day and I've been wearing it ever since! I love it, and it came to me after all, so why shouldn't I keep it? It's very precious to me.




Thanks for the laugh, Lurker Laugh.


DaughterofLaketown
Gondor


Jun 10 2014, 10:17pm

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I actually saw this when looking on amazon one day! [In reply to] Can't Post

The second one really made me laugh! Are people really this dumb? Lol


Magpie
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Jun 11 2014, 12:45am

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people are so clever! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Jun 11 2014, 1:59am

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This was great! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can hardly believe it was originally listed as "Arabic" script! Laugh

And what's with the "...Men's Lord Prayer..." in the description? This baptised, Eucharist-eating, penanced, Catholic-confirmed, Sunday-school-plus 2-years-of-Catholic-junior-high-educated, once-played-piano-for-Easter-Mass-once-to-fill-in-for-the-sick-organist boy has never heard of a Lord's Prayer ring before. (disclaimer: lapsed Catholic. I might be technically excommunicated by automatic default at this point, need to check the manual....)

And now said boy finds himself suddenly wanting a certain Men's Lord's Prayer ring... and here he is putting it on his Amazon wish list... done.

The reviews gave said boy a good laugh, and at the same time, warmed the cockles of said boy's heart. Thanks for the post, Lurker!

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Jun 11 2014, 9:24am

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*snigger* Gotta love geeks ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor


Jun 11 2014, 2:21pm

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Nice to spread the laughs. Liked this one. For you, R_T =O) [In reply to] Can't Post

A review I saw



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44 of 46 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars Sauron's Prayer, February 17, 2014 By E. VanZwoll (Farmington, Michigan) - See all my reviews This review is from: Tengwar Script Men's Lord Prayer Ring Comfort Fit Black IP Stainless Steel Size 9 10 11 12 13 (Jewelry) Our Sauron who art in Mordor,
cursed be thy name.
Thy nazgul come.
Thy bloodshed done
on Khazad-Dm as it is in Arnor.
Bring us this day our daily orcs,
and behead us our traitors,
as we bury deep those who trespass against us,
Lead us far into temptation,
And deliver us to evil,
No Men.

(NOTE: This was more amusing when the description of the item was still "Lord's Prayer Arabic Men's Ring")



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Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V

"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBofTA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Jun 11 2014, 6:02pm

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Thanks Lurker! [In reply to] Can't Post

I could see myself trying to post something like that.

Or maybe something like this:

One Ring to pray, O Lord! One Ring, strange writing.
One Ring, hey wait, which Lord...? I feel the darkness inviting....

Dun dun dun! EvilLaugh

Things overheard during games of chess in Middle-earth:

Galadriel (any and every time she advances her pawn to the last row): "In its place you would have a QUEEN!!!!" (thunder booms)

http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 11 2014, 6:07pm

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the key is adding a more unique word - such as "THE" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Glassary
Rivendell


Jun 11 2014, 8:29pm

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Who cares about ruling Arda, it's cats that are the real problem [In reply to] Can't Post

"I ordered this based on the engraved description, which clearly states "One Ring to Rule Them All." My attempts to summon the Nine to begin world domination were fruitless. Then I tried to get Shelob out of her cave, but she just hissed at me. At that point, I would have settled for commanding the cats to get off the counter, but Nooooooooooooo.

Am returning it ASAP. False advertising!"


Lurker in the Mirk
Valinor


Jun 12 2014, 3:11am

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LOL, R_T! [In reply to] Can't Post


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I feel the darkness inviting....

... feels like something stirring in the east. A sleepless malice, as black as the oncoming wall of night Tongue




Fan of both books and movies. Oh, and it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.

Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V

"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBofTA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

 
 

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