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Caption Contest!

stormcrow20
Gondor


May 17 2014, 5:43am

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Caption Contest! Can't Post





Cirashala
Grey Havens


May 17 2014, 6:43am

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You DID remember to tell Thorin that Gandalf accidentally said turn LEFT when he meant right, didn't you? [In reply to] Can't Post

I figured there must have been an explanation for Thorin's inability to find things in Hobbiton Tongue



(This post was edited by Cirashala on May 17 2014, 6:43am)


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


May 17 2014, 11:49am

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I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 17 2014, 12:19pm

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Stop worrying! Bilbo is new at being a servant. He'll bring our dinner soon. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - May 15, 2014



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 17 2014, 12:21pm

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Nahhh... it wasn't a flatulent Orc. It seemed more like Bombur... or Gandalf // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


BlackFox
Valinor


May 17 2014, 1:39pm

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Kili: Oh no! Fili: Now what? [In reply to] Can't Post

 Kili: I think I left the water running!


"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake." - Henry David Thoreau


DanielLB
Immortal


May 17 2014, 2:02pm

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Fili: "What have you got down your trousers?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Tol Eressea


May 17 2014, 2:26pm

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Forum should = Movies - Hobbit [In reply to] Can't Post

Just wondering?Tongue

-Bracegirdle the GrumpyMad

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Darkstone
Immortal


May 17 2014, 4:26pm

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"Are you wearing beard extensions again?" "What do you mean 'again'?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Now doth Tinuviel put forth her skill and fairy-magic, and she sews Beren into this fell and makes him to the likeness of a great cat, and she teaches him how to sit and sprawl, to step and bound and trot in the semblance of a cat, till Huan's very whiskers bristled at the sight, and thereat Beren and Tinuviel laughed. Never however could Beren learn to screech or wail or to purr like any cat that ever walked, nor could Tinuviel awaken a glow in the dead eyes of the catskin -- "but we must put up with that," said she, "and thou hast the air of a very noble cat if thou but hold thy tongue." Then did they bid farewell to Huan and set out for the halls of Melko by easy journeys, for Beren was in great discomfort and heat within the fur of Oikeroi, and Tinuviel's heart became lighter awhile than it had been for long, and she stroked Beren or pulled his tail, and Beren was angry because he could not lash it in answer as fiercely as he wished.
-Book of Lost Tales II


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 17 2014, 5:23pm

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Hi Grumpy! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm Happy, although sometimes people call me Dopey. Angelic

"Caption Contest" threads are posted on the Main Board, regardless of "subject matter", unless the picture has nothing relevant to the Movies or those who worked on them. Smile


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Elarie
Gondor

May 17 2014, 7:44pm

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Pretend you're in love with the hobbit. Then when you tell him about the elf he'll be too relieved to care. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


And once again the world has not arranged itself just for me. Tsk, tsk.


Bracegirdle
Tol Eressea


May 17 2014, 7:47pm

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Well... thank you... [In reply to] Can't Post

Have always wondered about the different boards as there appears to be quite a lot of movie comments on Main & Reading. Ah, well. Just me.

As a book-firster I occasionally go to one of the Movie boards and have no idea what they're talking about..
I think my mind blanks out the movie inaccuracies.

**Less Grumpy** Mad **Still Dopey** Tongue

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BlackFox
Valinor


May 17 2014, 8:00pm

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Oh, Bracegirdle... [In reply to] Can't Post


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As a book-firster I occasionally go to one of the Movie boards and have no idea what they're talking about..

Movies, maybe? Tongue


"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake." - Henry David Thoreau


Bracegirdle
Tol Eressea


May 17 2014, 8:21pm

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Blackfox strikes again.. Them there foxes ere fast.....// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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BlackFox
Valinor


May 17 2014, 8:28pm

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Yes! Beware the fox! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake." - Henry David Thoreau


cats16
Valinor


May 18 2014, 8:29am

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Have *you* read how the book ends?! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


May 18 2014, 3:33pm

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"Kili, I've been meaning to ask for some time: Are you my brother or my sister?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Now doth Tinuviel put forth her skill and fairy-magic, and she sews Beren into this fell and makes him to the likeness of a great cat, and she teaches him how to sit and sprawl, to step and bound and trot in the semblance of a cat, till Huan's very whiskers bristled at the sight, and thereat Beren and Tinuviel laughed. Never however could Beren learn to screech or wail or to purr like any cat that ever walked, nor could Tinuviel awaken a glow in the dead eyes of the catskin -- "but we must put up with that," said she, "and thou hast the air of a very noble cat if thou but hold thy tongue." Then did they bid farewell to Huan and set out for the halls of Melko by easy journeys, for Beren was in great discomfort and heat within the fur of Oikeroi, and Tinuviel's heart became lighter awhile than it had been for long, and she stroked Beren or pulled his tail, and Beren was angry because he could not lash it in answer as fiercely as he wished.
-Book of Lost Tales II


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

May 19 2014, 12:00pm

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Mods up // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


MirielCelebel
Rivendell


May 19 2014, 10:35pm

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Fili: You do realize we're gonna die virgins, right? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The Road goes ever on..."

Writing Bliss


Darkstone
Immortal


May 20 2014, 1:41pm

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"Well, maybe PJ changed us into the plucky comic relief!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Now doth Tinuviel put forth her skill and fairy-magic, and she sews Beren into this fell and makes him to the likeness of a great cat, and she teaches him how to sit and sprawl, to step and bound and trot in the semblance of a cat, till Huan's very whiskers bristled at the sight, and thereat Beren and Tinuviel laughed. Never however could Beren learn to screech or wail or to purr like any cat that ever walked, nor could Tinuviel awaken a glow in the dead eyes of the catskin -- "but we must put up with that," said she, "and thou hast the air of a very noble cat if thou but hold thy tongue." Then did they bid farewell to Huan and set out for the halls of Melko by easy journeys, for Beren was in great discomfort and heat within the fur of Oikeroi, and Tinuviel's heart became lighter awhile than it had been for long, and she stroked Beren or pulled his tail, and Beren was angry because he could not lash it in answer as fiercely as he wished.
-Book of Lost Tales II


Meneldor
Tol Eressea


May 20 2014, 4:45pm

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But they don't have last names!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.

 
 

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