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Ataahua
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May 10 2014, 9:11pm

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Just what older and fouler things did Sauron send to live in the deeps of Moria?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


May 10 2014, 10:13pm

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The "Crit" and "Fumble" Tables for the Middle-earth Role Playing Game. [In reply to] Can't Post

Although I don't think that Gandalf was crediting Sauron with the older and fouler things.

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on May 10 2014, 10:14pm)


Bracegirdle
Grey Havens


May 10 2014, 11:14pm

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Lions and Tigers and Bears - Oh my ! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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cats16
Tol Eressea


May 10 2014, 11:59pm

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Orc dentists [In reply to] Can't Post

Clearly none of these fine fellows saw one in their time of service for 'Ron. Wonder if they didn't have it covered on their health insurance plan, perhaps? Laugh

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/...Gothmog%26Guritz.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/..._Mouth_of_Sauron.jpg

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Ataahua
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May 11 2014, 1:19am

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Although I don't think that Gandalf was crediting Sauron with the older and fouler things.


I added Sauron for the 'conspiracy' element.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on May 11 2014, 1:19am)


Escapist
Gondor


May 11 2014, 1:27am

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for his esteemed guests residing there [In reply to] Can't Post

a generous supply of leftovers from the vault - you know the ones:
  1. peanut butter and jelly casserole (with american cheese on top and lots of both sugar and salt)
  2. wonderbread grilled cheezwhiz in baconfat (for breakfast)
  3. some soda / pop complete with rusty old nails and chains (dual use: cleaning and drinking)

all spiced with various obscure species of fungus and unidentifiable droppings

If all the world's a stage then who's writing the script?


Na Vedui
Rohan


May 11 2014, 2:06am

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Well, it wasn't exactly Sauron's fault... [In reply to] Can't Post

... you see, after the Balrog took up residence, the refuse-collectors refused to call at Moria any more because they were scared. So everything the Balrog had ever dumped in the garbage was still there, festering and mouldering and breeding and multiplying... it had become a totally unique ecosystem with life-forms not found anywhere else in Middle-earth.


Darkstone
Immortal


May 11 2014, 3:49am

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The Chicken Heart That Ate Up Gondolin. [In reply to] Can't Post

Thump-Thump! Thump-Thump!

It's in your home state!

Thump-Thump! Thump-Thump!

It's outside your door!!

Thump-Thump! Thump-Thump!

And it's going to eat YOU!!!

Thump-Thump! Thump-Thump!

(Quick! Get the jello!!)

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IdrilLalaith
Rivendell

May 11 2014, 5:57am

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When I saw this thread title [In reply to] Can't Post

I immediately thought of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN9LdTkR85Q

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DanielLB
Immortal


May 11 2014, 9:58am

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Joan Rivers. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


boldog
Rohan


May 11 2014, 10:28am

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His Foul mouthed nanny........ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I believe that Azog and Bolg are possibly the only two orcs who may be an exception to the typical evil nature of an orc. Azog had brought up his son, well enough that he actually acknowledges him as his own son. That is a first for any orc. And Bolg sets out to march upon Erebor in vengeance of his fathers death. How many orcs will Try and avenge another dead orc? Most will just forget about the dead one. This gives me hope that Orcs, have some traits of good in them, even if it is small aspects.


grammaboodawg
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May 11 2014, 1:46pm

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Headless Orcs... there's bunches of 'em! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


May 11 2014, 3:52pm

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Pop singers who sing their own names into the beginnings of their own song tracks (but ages later, somehow Jason DeRulo escaped). // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Things overheard during games of chess in Middle-earth:

Galadriel (any and every time she advances her pawn to the last row): "In its place you would have a QUEEN!!!!" (thunder booms)

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noWizardme
Tol Eressea


May 11 2014, 5:21pm

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I think he really saidÖ [In reply to] Can't Post

"There's Hodor and some howler things": obviously Moria is where the Stark family were hiding until George RR Martin made them up.

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"Ö ever let your aim be to come at truth, not to conquer your opponent. So you never shall be at a loss in losing the argument, and gaining a new discovery.Ē
Arthur Martine

"nowimŽ I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"


Meneldor
Tol Eressea


May 11 2014, 5:32pm

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Jarjaromir [In reply to] Can't Post

Mesa simply walkin' into da Mordor.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Ataahua
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May 11 2014, 7:21pm

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Aieeee!! Keep it away! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


May 11 2014, 8:44pm

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His pants. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"When life won't play along
And right keeps going wrong
And I can't seem to find my way
I know where I am found
So I won't let it drag me down
Oh, I'll keep dancing anyway"
~Move by MercyMe


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


May 12 2014, 5:48am

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Oi! [In reply to] Can't Post

We are not foul!!!






NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

May 12 2014, 12:52pm

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Good grief. Stop it. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Bracegirdle
Grey Havens


May 12 2014, 1:04pm

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A quartet of pORCtologists ...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

May 12 2014, 1:07pm

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The Hobbit:DOS script...if only PJ hadn't delved so greedily and deeply // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Darkstone
Immortal


May 12 2014, 1:56pm

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"Gondora gonna fallsa!" [In reply to] Can't Post

'Yousa steala precious from meesa!'"

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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


May 12 2014, 2:37pm

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I know how to take care of this... [In reply to] Can't Post

Evil

"When life won't play along
And right keeps going wrong
And I can't seem to find my way
I know where I am found
So I won't let it drag me down
Oh, I'll keep dancing anyway"
~Move by MercyMe


Ataahua
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May 12 2014, 7:17pm

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Now there's a movie mash that I'd watch. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Glassary
Rivendell


May 12 2014, 9:51pm

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Thanks Meneldor [In reply to] Can't Post

That's a visual that I won't be able to unsee!

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