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Shagrat vs Jim Bowie . . .

Bracegirdle
Tol Eressea


May 9 2014, 10:56pm

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Shagrat vs Jim Bowie . . . Can't Post

 
Shagrat Captain of Cirith Ungol and a skilled throat-slicing knife-licker **versus** Jim Bowie and his Bowie Knife - in a twelve-round Pay-per-View "Carve-a-Roo". Unsure

Who limps away?

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Meneldor
Tol Eressea


May 10 2014, 2:43am

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Oooh, that would be ugly. [In reply to] Can't Post

I've had some training in knife fighting. The first lesson is, don't get in a knife fight. Cuz the only way to "win" a knife fight is to be the last one to bleed out.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.

 
 

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