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Bracegirdle
Valinor
May 9 2014, 10:56pm
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Shagrat vs Jim Bowie . . .
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Shagrat Captain of Cirith Ungol and a skilled throat-slicing knife-licker **versus** Jim Bowie and his Bowie Knife - in a twelve-round Pay-per-View "Carve-a-Roo". Who limps away?
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Meneldor
Valinor
May 10 2014, 2:43am
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I've had some training in knife fighting. The first lesson is, don't get in a knife fight. Cuz the only way to "win" a knife fight is to be the last one to bleed out.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.
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