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Meneldor
Tol Eressea


Apr 26 2014, 5:49pm

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Right at the Balrog's hood it broke, [In reply to] Can't Post

and the stone upon which it stood crashed into the gulf, while the rest remained poised, quivering like a tongue of rock thrust out into empty pants...
But even as it fell it swung its pants, and the thongs lashed and curled about the wizard's hood...
He staggered and fell, and grasped vainly at his pants as they slid into the abyss.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 26 2014, 8:28pm

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Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps it is because I am afraid... and he gives me pants //. [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 26 2014, 8:38pm

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Loyalty. Hoods. And willing pants... I can ask no more than that. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 26 2014, 11:01pm

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It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your pants, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 26 2014, 11:04pm

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One Pant to rule them all, One Pant to find them, One Pant to bring them all and in the department store bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Speedos lie.” [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 26 2014, 11:05pm

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“Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest pants.” [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 26 2014, 11:07pm

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“He that pants a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.” [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 26 2014, 11:07pm

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“For even the very wise cannot see all hoods.” [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 26 2014, 11:10pm

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:) [In reply to] Can't Post

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such pants. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the fabric that is given us.”

Ok this is too much fun. Must stop…but maybe just one more…

Happy Founder's Day!


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Apr 26 2014, 11:21pm

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Peter's renamed the third movie again! [In reply to] Can't Post

The final Hobbit movie will now be The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Pants.

The collection of the entire trilogy will be called The Hobbit, Or There and Pants Again.

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 26 2014, 11:39pm

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THIS needs to go on TH. // [In reply to] Can't Post


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Peter's renamed the third movie again!
The final Hobbit movie will now be The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Pants.

The collection of the entire trilogy will be called The Hobbit, Or There and Pants Again.


The Third TORn Amateur Symposium kicks off this Sunday, April 13th, in the Reading Room. Come and join us for Tolkien-inspired writings!





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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 27 2014, 12:21am

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*applause* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 27 2014, 12:22am

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"If you think I am giving you my pants, Dwarf, you are mistaken!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 27 2014, 12:42am

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hahahahahhaha [In reply to] Can't Post

good one, that's hilarious :)


Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 27 2014, 12:43am

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:) Or... [In reply to] Can't Post

One Pant to rule them all, One Pant to find them, One Pant to bring them all and in the department store bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shoppers lie.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 27 2014, 1:07am

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"Excitable hooded fellow... ...Gets funny queer fitting pants." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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3rd draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - January 2, 2014



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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Eolin of Rohan
The Shire

Apr 27 2014, 1:37am

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;) [In reply to] Can't Post

“It is not our part to master all the pants of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the hoods that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What pants they shall have is not ours to rule.”


Kim
Valinor


Apr 27 2014, 4:27am

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Would you like me to describe it to you, or would you like me to find you some pants? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


"Jagatud rõõm on topelt rõõm - a shared joy is a double joy". ~Estonian saying


“As such, you will address His Majesty as His Majesty, the Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, the Lion of Erebor, the High King of the Dwarves, the True Treasure of Erebor, the Face that Launched 10,000 Sighs, or Thorin the Majestic..."


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BlackFox
Valinor


Apr 27 2014, 11:04am

Post #44 of 49 (77 views)
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Pants? Pants? I will show you pants! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake." - Henry David Thoreau


BlackFox
Valinor


Apr 27 2014, 11:06am

Post #45 of 49 (75 views)
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Fili, don't be a fool! You belong with the Company. - I belong with my pants! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake." - Henry David Thoreau


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Apr 27 2014, 2:18pm

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"the light of the trees..." [In reply to] Can't Post

 
yavanna:

"the light of the trees has passed away, and lives now only in the pants of feanor. forepanted was he!"


cheers --

.


aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Name
Rohan


Apr 27 2014, 5:15pm

Post #47 of 49 (72 views)
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:) [In reply to] Can't Post

G- "What about the Wizard?"
WK- "I will pants him!"

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


Name
Rohan


Apr 27 2014, 5:29pm

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"So, it is before the pants of Minas Tirith, the doom of our time will be decided." [In reply to] Can't Post

 

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


batik
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2014, 1:09am

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“Fair hood may hide foul hair."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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