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Barliman Butterbur vs five vacationing orcs

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Apr 22 2014, 3:53am

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Barliman has his apron and a fish-slice; the orcs have travel-sore feet, foot-long knives and a raging thirst for beer but no means to pay.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Apr 22 2014, 11:54am

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The dwarves [In reply to] Can't Post

There are more of them. Tongue


Apr 22 2014, 4:59pm

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Barley would just [In reply to] Can't Post

hose them down with some Neekerbreeker spray.
Someone call 911 !

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