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Parody time...(Party 'Til It's) There And Back Again

Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Apr 18, 11:19pm


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Who doesn't know 1999, the 80s hit by Prince and the Revolution? Remember when "two-thousand-zero-zero", a/k/a "Y2K", meant the End of Times?

Here is a parody about the next End-of-Times--that is, the end of the times in which any more Tolkien adaptation movies are expected, following the release of TABA this December (murmurings of a possible "TH:Into The Fire" notwithstanding).

At the end of the track, a deep, distorted voice joins in the repeated line "1999" before the fade-out. For that part, I imagine Smaug's voice. Hope he doesn't mind....

Apologies in advance to the artist formerly known as the Artist formerly known as Prince and now, I believe, back again to being known as Prince (talk about There and Back Again, eh?)

For optimal appreciation, I recommend following along with the singing as performed on the track, while reading. Another link to the song is here. Ready? Is the song playing? OK here we go, I call it:

(PARTY 'TIL IT'S) THERE AND BACK AGAIN

I was thinking when I wrote this, forgive me if this post is strange,
When the first Rings started showing, could've sworn it was yesterday.
I was transported, found what other films had never dared,
Helped me rediscover Tolkien, you know, I'd take a journey there.

They say the third and final Hobbit means itís over, oops! That's the end!
So for now I'm gonna party 'til it's There and Back Again.

I was reading when I wrote this, so sue me if I post too fast,
The pages tell the story, and the story ends at the last.
War was all around them, the characters prepared to fight,
And by the showing time, gotta hope it gets their story arcs right.

(Yeah)

They say the third and final Hobbit means itís over, auf wiedersehen!
So for now I'm gonna party 'til it's There and Back Again.

(Yeah yeah!)

People, let me tell you somethiní....

If you didnít come to party, donít mark no G-rune on my door!
What have I in my pocket? A dragon thatís ready to roar! (SFX: SMAUGís fire-breathing roar!)

Now Iíve gotten kinda glum, cuz the rights arenít free today, (ow!)
And before more films will happen, Iíd wait my life away.

They say the third and final Hobbit means itís over, oops! Sayonarí!
So for now I'm gonna party ítil they pass the pipe-weed jar.

Say it one more time:
The third and final Hobbit means itís over, cíest tout, zŗi jiŗn!
(Yeah, yeah)
So for now I'm gonna party 'til itís There (we're gonna, we gonna)
and Back (woo!)
Again.
Yeah, There and Back Again.
(SMAUG: There and Back Again.)

Donít you wanna go? (With SMAUG: There and Back Again.)
Donít you wanna go? (With SMAUG: There and Back Again.)

(fade out)

Things overheard during games of chess in Middle-earth:

Galadriel (any and every time she advances her pawn to the last row): "In its place you would have a QUEEN!!!!" (thunder booms)

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Parody time...(Party 'Til It's) There And Back Again Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 18, 11:19pm
    You've outdone yourself, Rux! The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 19, 1:00am
        *high fives back* Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 20, 2:03am
    Excellent! Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 19, 2:48am
        Thank you Kim! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 20, 2:16am
    This is fantastic, as ever. DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Apr 20, 7:52am
        The idea itself comes spontaneously Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 20, 3:50pm
        Hi Daniel, I would like to nominate Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 20, 7:30pm
    Too, too funny! // Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Apr 20, 2:17pm
        Thanks sempai! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 20, 3:58pm
    *applause* Great... As Always!! :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 21, 9:15am
        *bow* Thanks gramma! // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 21, 12:01pm

 
 
 

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