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Inferno
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Apr 14 2014, 8:12pm
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I kinda want to try this
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Both the making of, and the eating of.
http://cheezburger.com/8138726400
Inferno.
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Good night, tOR.Nados. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely delete you in the morning.
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Apr 14 2014, 8:59pm
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Wouldn't that be "The Sugary Ring of Powder"? //
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 Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Apr 15 2014, 12:58am
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I know what it is you saw, for it is also on my hips. //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea
Apr 15 2014, 1:32am
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"Keep it secret, keep it safe and above all, DONUT WEAR IT!!!!"
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That was my comment when I saw it on Facebook the other day, anyway.
Or:
Seek for the cruller that was broken,
By the poppy seed bagels it dwells;
There shall be espressos taken
Stronger than House d' Maxwells.
Dropped in the tip-jar, a token,
My take-out order is near at hand,
For it's due time I should waken
And the Munchkin forth shall stand.
Things overheard during games of chess in Middle-earth:
Galadriel (any and every time she advances her pawn to the last row): "In its place you would have a QUEEN!!!!" (thunder booms)
http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;
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Glassary
Rivendell
Apr 15 2014, 1:41am
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I just knew it! Everytime I drive by a Dunkin Donuts I hear an insidious whisper to come in
and claim a donut. Now I feel better knowing it's not my lack of will power but the donut being
"the one donut" and the power of black speech.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Apr 15 2014, 2:22am
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Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for sprinkles?//
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Ataahua
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Apr 15 2014, 3:07am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea
Apr 15 2014, 3:11am
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(Pippin sings softly, waiting in line to pick up Denethor's breakfast) Entrance behind, the register ahead....
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and there's a line to wait, I dread.
One with jelly, one that's powdered white,
And one large coffee sweet and light.
Rainbow sprinkles, chocolate angel-flaked,
All house-baked, all house-baked!
(Flash forward to Denethor in his hall, chowing down while Pippin watches. Raspberry filling dribbles cruelly from Denethor's mouth as he eats.)
Things overheard during games of chess in Middle-earth:
Galadriel (any and every time she advances her pawn to the last row): "In its place you would have a QUEEN!!!!" (thunder booms)
http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;
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Nira
Lorien
Apr 15 2014, 3:26am
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Bring forth the doughnut, Frodo.//
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"Why, to think of it, we're in the same tale still! It's going on. Don't the great tales never end?" -Samwise
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Ataahua
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Apr 15 2014, 4:05am
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"Our list of dieters grows *thin*." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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dernwyn
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Apr 15 2014, 10:07am
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*spews morning coffee on keyboard*
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BWAHAHA! Oh, Rux, I can so see that raspberry jelly going down Denethor's chin! 
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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DaughterofLaketown
Gondor
Apr 15 2014, 1:52pm
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and there's a line to wait, I dread. One with jelly, one that's powdered white, And one large coffee sweet and light. Rainbow sprinkles, chocolate angel-flaked, All house-baked, all house-baked! (Flash forward to Denethor in his hall, chowing down while Pippin watches. Raspberry filling dribbles cruelly from Denethor's mouth as he eats.)
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Apr 15 2014, 9:33pm
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The ring must be cast back into the deep fryer from whence it came. //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea
Apr 15 2014, 10:08pm
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Seek for the cruller that was broken,
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By onion bagels it dwells;
There shall be espressos taken
Stronger than House d' Maxwells.
Dropped in the tip-jar, a token,
My take-out order is near at hand,
For it's due time I should waken
And the Munchkin forth shall stand.
(This is a partial repost from earlier in this thread, in case the verse hasn't been viewed b/c my post title may have made it look like it was just a one-liner. And I changed "the poppy seed bagels" to "onion bagels" in second line, sounds more like Imladris. What, me, overthink?  )
Things overheard during games of chess in Middle-earth:
Galadriel (any and every time she advances her pawn to the last row): "In its place you would have a QUEEN!!!!" (thunder booms)
http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Apr 15 2014, 10:58pm
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I will take the ring to Mordor, dough I do no know the way //
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Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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