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"I am not fat! Just girth-enabled." /

Ataahua
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"I am not fat! Just girth-enabled." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Caption competition! Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Apr 12, 10:47pm
    (I can't see the pic. Is it on my end? // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 12, 11:30pm
        can you see this? Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Apr 13, 12:54am
            Yes, I can! Which Elvish words did you use Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 13, 3:37am
                Ataahua's image is hosted on tumblr... Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Apr 13, 3:59am
                    Aha! Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 13, 4:16pm
    Eomer: "Aragorn, how can PJ cut our scene when WE'VE got the swords?" Joe-Mathews Send a private message to Joe-Mathews Apr 12, 11:45pm
    When is dinner? demnation Send a private message to demnation Apr 13, 12:04am
    Dude - do they wash *your* wig? // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 13, 12:12am
    Girl in the corner.... Elutherian Send a private message to Elutherian Apr 13, 12:50am
    Eomer: I could have sworn I had my sword when I got onto the horse. Have you seen it anywhere? // Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Apr 13, 1:08am
        *snort* :D / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Apr 13, 1:09am
        *swissssssh, klunk* OW! My foot!! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 13, 1:33pm
        Eomer: We ride North! *gallops away*, Aragorn: Hey, you left your sword back here!, Eomer: We ride South! *gallops back*// Eruvandi Send a private message to Eruvandi Apr 14, 3:02pm
            Love it! :D / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Apr 14, 7:06pm
            Now we know why it took them 3 days to save Helm's Deep Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Apr 14, 7:09pm
                Oh hey, this was my 5000th post! // Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Apr 15, 5:14pm
                    Congratulations! // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 15, 5:26pm
                    Ohhh - congrats! // NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Apr 15, 6:05pm
                    Woot! Congrats AD! SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Apr 15, 10:36pm
    PJ: Introductions!!! Rembrethil Send a private message to Rembrethil Apr 13, 1:56am
        Win! Werde Spinner Send a private message to Werde Spinner Apr 14, 11:31pm
        YES!! MirielCelebel Send a private message to MirielCelebel Apr 15, 2:54pm
    Aragorn: Dude, you've got some serious helmet hair going on. // Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Apr 13, 1:58am
    PJ: Just one more for luck, guys Elanor of Rohan Send a private message to Elanor of Rohan Apr 13, 9:00am
    "I don't know, Viggo... he seems like a nice guy. Let's let him join the scruffy club."// grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 13, 12:50pm
    "So I hear you made my sister cry ...." // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 13, 1:00pm
        "Dude... I just covered her foot!" // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 13, 1:34pm
    Eomer: Do you think the elf would teach me how to braid my hair like that? // Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Apr 13, 8:13pm
    All I can think of at the moment.. Gunslinger24 Send a private message to Gunslinger24 Apr 13, 9:48pm
    "We welcomed guests kindly in the better days, but in these times the unbidden stranger finds us swift and hard. Come! Whom do you serve?" "Well, er, that fat guy over there..." / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Apr 14, 1:06am
        "I am not fat! Just girth-enabled." / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Apr 14, 2:07am
        Just for that crack I am not including your character anywhere in The Hobbit, no matter how many fans beg me. // Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Apr 14, 1:51pm
    "I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. This is Peter of the Realm of the Long White Cloud, and Phyllis from Legal." / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Apr 14, 1:24pm
        Mods up! :D // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 14, 2:44pm
    I hate how showing low-def images in high def makes everyone look squat // NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Apr 14, 1:59pm
    Is that guy staring at us a dwarf or a hobbit with a fake beard? // Nira Send a private message to Nira Apr 15, 3:18am
        I dunno... see if he's holding an axe or a carrot! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 15, 9:42am
    Hail! And mell wet..... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 15, 2:15pm
    "You wouldn't cut off the head, if it stood but a little higher from the ground, of a guy wearing glasses, would you?" / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Apr 15, 2:24pm
    Karl: Gah, he's doing that forced perspective thing again... // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Apr 15, 10:41pm

 
 
 

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