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Ataahua
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Apr 12 2014, 10:47pm

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What are these likely lads saying to each other?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ethel Duath
Valinor


Apr 12 2014, 11:30pm

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Joe-Mathews
Rivendell


Apr 12 2014, 11:45pm

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Eomer: "Aragorn, how can PJ cut our scene when WE'VE got the swords?" [In reply to] Can't Post

Eomer: "Aragorn, how can PJ cut our scene when WE'VE got the swords?"

'There is some woe that lies upon you... Why will you not tell me more?'
'For that woe is past,' said Galadriel; 'and I would take what joy is here left, untroubled by memory. And maybe there is woe enough yet to come, thought still hope may seem bright.'


demnation
Rohan

Apr 13 2014, 12:04am

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"It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule." Gandalf, "The Last Debate."


Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 13 2014, 12:12am

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Dude - do they wash *your* wig? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

The Third TORn Amateur Symposium kicks off this Sunday, April 13th, in the Reading Room. Come and join us for Tolkien-inspired writings!





**And Rem, you are doing that CoH chapter. Don't forget. **


Elutherian
Rohan


Apr 13 2014, 12:50am

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Girl in corner: "I don't see any of this in the actual book."

Eomer: "What shampoo do you use? I can never get my hair that curly."
Aaragorn: "It's natural, actually."

PJ: ".....Soon."

The Grey Pilgrim, they once called me. Three hundred lives of men I walked this earth, and now I have no time...

(This post was edited by Elutherian on Apr 13 2014, 12:51am)


Magpie
Immortal


Apr 13 2014, 12:54am

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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 13 2014, 1:08am

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Eomer: I could have sworn I had my sword when I got onto the horse. Have you seen it anywhere? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 13 2014, 1:09am

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*snort* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Apr 13 2014, 1:56am

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PJ: Introductions!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

PJ: Aragorn, meet Eomer. Eomer, meet Aragorn.

A. and E. (In chorus): I thought I was supposed to be the hot one!!

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


Meneldor
Tol Eressea


Apr 13 2014, 1:58am

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Aragorn: Dude, you've got some serious helmet hair going on. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Apr 13 2014, 3:37am

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Yes, I can! Which Elvish words did you use [In reply to] Can't Post

to produce a visible image? Smile


Magpie
Immortal


Apr 13 2014, 3:59am

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Ataahua's image is hosted on tumblr... [In reply to] Can't Post

I downloaded it and uploaded it to TORn for my post.

There must be an issue with you and Tumblr.

If you right click on the first image and choose, "Open in new tab," what happens?


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Elanor of Rohan
Lorien


Apr 13 2014, 9:00am

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PJ: Just one more for luck, guys [In reply to] Can't Post

E: Is that girl checking our pronunciation on that book ??
A: Yours, Karl, yours.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 13 2014, 12:50pm

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"I don't know, Viggo... he seems like a nice guy. Let's let him join the scruffy club."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
3rd draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - January 2, 2014



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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The Grey Elf
Gondor


Apr 13 2014, 1:00pm

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"So I hear you made my sister cry ...." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You are what you read.

(This post was edited by The Grey Elf on Apr 13 2014, 1:03pm)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 13 2014, 1:33pm

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*swissssssh, klunk* OW! My foot!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
3rd draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - January 2, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 13 2014, 1:34pm

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6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - November 28, 2013
3rd draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - January 2, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
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(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Apr 13 2014, 1:34pm)


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Apr 13 2014, 4:16pm

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It was some blocking software. I enabled Tumblr and there it was! I wish that would work for Photobucket. That's still a mystery (the page displays, but no pics appearUnsure).


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 13 2014, 8:13pm

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Gunslinger24
The Shire


Apr 13 2014, 9:48pm

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All I can think of at the moment.. [In reply to] Can't Post

Something along the lines of Eomer asking Aragorn if Elrond has anymore daughters. Aragorn giving him an Elven dating site. Or something like Eomer telling Aragorn how hes getting tired of all of Aragorn and Arwens love updates on Facebook. Grrrr drawing a blank! I give up lol Frown

I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain.


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 14 2014, 1:06am

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"We welcomed guests kindly in the better days, but in these times the unbidden stranger finds us swift and hard. Come! Whom do you serve?" "Well, er, that fat guy over there..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
Brother will fight brother and both be his slayer,
brother and sister will violate all bonds of kinship;
hard it will be in the world, there will be much failure of honor,
an age of axes, an age of swords, where shields are shattered,
an age of winds, an age of wolves, where the world comes crashing down;
no man will spare another.

-From the Völuspá, 13th Century


Ataahua
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Apr 14 2014, 2:07am

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"I am not fat! Just girth-enabled." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 14 2014, 1:24pm

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"I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. This is Peter of the Realm of the Long White Cloud, and Phyllis from Legal." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
Brother will fight brother and both be his slayer,
brother and sister will violate all bonds of kinship;
hard it will be in the world, there will be much failure of honor,
an age of axes, an age of swords, where shields are shattered,
an age of winds, an age of wolves, where the world comes crashing down;
no man will spare another.

-From the Völuspá, 13th Century

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Apr 14 2014, 1:24pm)


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 14 2014, 1:51pm

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