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Azog VS Terminator

boldog
Rohan


Mar 22 2014, 12:18am

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Azog VS Terminator Can't Post

Imagine swarzenegger terminator, going into a one one one fist fight with Azog. Metal against Muscle. Artificial intelligence against Biological intelligence. I have no idea. Though if the terminator has one of his weapons, azog is dead. But Azog being not artificial, but naturally intelligent, might outsmart the robot, and lead it into some fiery chasm, where it will fall to its destruction... Crazy

who will win

I believe that Azog and Bolg are possibly the only two orcs who may be an exception to the typical evil nature of an orc. Azog had brought up his son, well enough that he actually acknowledges him as his own son. That is a first for any orc. And Bolg sets out to march upon Erebor in vengeance of his fathers death. How many orcs will Try and avenge another dead orc? Most will just forget about the dead one. This gives me hope that Orcs, have some traits of good in them, even if it is small aspects.


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 22 2014, 7:14am

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That would be an interesting battle to watch! [In reply to] Can't Post

As much as I like Azog, I think the Terminator - being a robot and all - would have a slight edge.

I see I have a fellow Azog fan on these boards... Nice! There aren't very many of us, it seems. Smile



boldog
Rohan


Mar 22 2014, 9:08am

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Azog fan? [In reply to] Can't Post

lol im an Azogholic!Wink

I believe that Azog and Bolg are possibly the only two orcs who may be an exception to the typical evil nature of an orc. Azog had brought up his son, well enough that he actually acknowledges him as his own son. That is a first for any orc. And Bolg sets out to march upon Erebor in vengeance of his fathers death. How many orcs will Try and avenge another dead orc? Most will just forget about the dead one. This gives me hope that Orcs, have some traits of good in them, even if it is small aspects.


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 22 2014, 9:14am

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I hope you catched our discussion on AUJ Chapter 18: The Defiler some time ago [In reply to] Can't Post

http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=715441;#715441



BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 22 2014, 11:17am

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*caught [In reply to] Can't Post

Crazy



boldog
Rohan


Mar 22 2014, 11:35am

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all good :) [In reply to] Can't Post

Yeah i was full on into it, just didnt have time to write my actual review, though i read everyone elses Crazy

I believe that Azog and Bolg are possibly the only two orcs who may be an exception to the typical evil nature of an orc. Azog had brought up his son, well enough that he actually acknowledges him as his own son. That is a first for any orc. And Bolg sets out to march upon Erebor in vengeance of his fathers death. How many orcs will Try and avenge another dead orc? Most will just forget about the dead one. This gives me hope that Orcs, have some traits of good in them, even if it is small aspects.


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 22 2014, 3:04pm

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Their battle might be called... [In reply to] Can't Post

...the Battle of Az-Ahnold-Bizarre.

Ahnold wins rounds 1-9 on points, but then just before the round 10 bell, Ahnold stops and says....
"...SON?"
*They embrace*
Bolg jumps up from his seat. "GRANDPA?"

The match is called off, and Ahnold gifts his "boy" with a brand new, shiny, cybernetic arm, to replace that embarassing stick thingy, before returning to the future.

Things overheard during games of chess in Middle-earth:

Galadriel (any and every time she advances her pawn to the last row): "In its place you would have a QUEEN!!!!" (thunder booms)

http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;


cats16
Valinor


Mar 22 2014, 6:46pm

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Hahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

As always, a great post, R-T.

LaughLaugh


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 22 2014, 11:42pm

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That's brilliant! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


 
 

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