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Asfaloth vs Fatty Lumpkin


Mar 21 2014, 3:43am

Post #1 of 4 (817 views)
Asfaloth vs Fatty Lumpkin Can't Post

In a 4 furlong race-off?

Elrond is giving 8 to 5 odds in favor of Fatty Lumpkin.
Smile There might be coin to be made here Cool

Place your bets! Unsure OK! I know-- Get ye off this forum, Bracegirdle!

From World's End then he turned away,
and yearned again to find afar .
his home through shadows journeying,
and burning as an island star . . .

-Bilbo Baggins

(This post was edited by Bracegirdle on Mar 21 2014, 3:46am)


Mar 21 2014, 2:08pm

Post #2 of 4 (725 views)
That's a tough one! [In reply to] Can't Post

Hm... Asfaloth? Tongue

(This post was edited by BlackFox on Mar 21 2014, 2:10pm)


Mar 21 2014, 6:54pm

Post #3 of 4 (712 views)
Just to make it interesting, [In reply to] Can't Post

let's say that Forlong the Fat is riding Asfaloth. What say ye now, oddsmakers?

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Mar 21 2014, 8:58pm

Post #4 of 4 (770 views)
And they''re off. . . . [In reply to] Can't Post

Fatty Lumpkin lurches ahead a half-length....
But here comes. . . .wait a minute . . .wait a minute. .
Somethings wrong here folks... That looks like.... yes it IS -- Forlong the Fat is at the helm of Asfaloth.

And now... flashing on the billboard. . . why Glorfindel fell and broke his tush.

"I'm making dough now, BIG green!" says Elrond Oddsmaker Halfelven.


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