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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 21 2014, 3:43am
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Asfaloth vs Fatty Lumpkin
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In a 4 furlong race-off?
Elrond is giving 8 to 5 odds in favor of Fatty Lumpkin.
 There might be coin to be made here 
Place your bets!  OK! I know-- Get ye off this forum, Bracegirdle!
From World's End then he turned away,
and yearned again to find afar .
his home through shadows journeying,
and burning as an island star . . .
-Bilbo Baggins
(This post was edited by Bracegirdle on Mar 21 2014, 3:46am)
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 21 2014, 2:08pm
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 Hm... Asfaloth? 
(This post was edited by BlackFox on Mar 21 2014, 2:10pm)
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 21 2014, 6:54pm
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let's say that Forlong the Fat is riding Asfaloth. What say ye now, oddsmakers?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 21 2014, 8:58pm
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Fatty Lumpkin lurches ahead a half-length....
But here comes. . . .wait a minute . . .wait a minute. .
Somethings wrong here folks... That looks like.... yes it IS -- Forlong the Fat is at the helm of Asfaloth.
And now... flashing on the billboard. . . why Glorfindel fell and broke his tush.
"I'm making dough now, BIG green!" says Elrond Oddsmaker Halfelven.
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That's a tough one!
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