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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 16 2014, 3:47am
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Lobelia Sackville-Baggins vs Gothmog Lord of the Balrogs
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Lobelia gets to use her umbrella! 
From World's End then he turned away,
and yearned again to find afar .
his home through shadows journeying,
and burning as an island star . . .
-Bilbo Baggins
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BlackFox
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Mar 16 2014, 9:51am
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"Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere." - Albert Einstein
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dubulous
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Mar 16 2014, 3:01pm
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I don't see how the balrog would even stand a chance. //
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 16 2014, 7:17pm
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From out of the shadow a red sword leaped flaming.
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The umbrella glittered wet in answer.
There was a ringing clash and a spray of fine raindrops. The Balrog fell back and its sword flew up in soggy fragments. Lobelia swayed on her doorstep, stepped back a pace, and then again stood still.
"You cannot pass until you wipe your feet!" she said.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.
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BlackFox
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Mar 16 2014, 7:25pm
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That's just too funny...
"Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere." - Albert Einstein
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Lissuin
Valinor
Mar 16 2014, 11:31pm
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Few things are as terrifying as a house proud female.
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Ataahua
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Mar 17 2014, 1:59am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 17 2014, 3:05am
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Now let's move on to the great question of our time:
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Does Lobelia's umbrella have wings?
I'll just stand back and watch the fireworks now.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 17 2014, 3:45am
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Why, yes. What could be MORE important?
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Lobelia's umbrella WAS a triple-use instrument.
1. It kept the Rain Giants off her head.
2. It was a great hidey-hole for silver spoons & various other goodies.
3. And not necessarily of primary import: It smacked Gothmog a heavy blow till he wiped off his dirty feet.
Wings? Well, wasn't it Mary Poppins that flew with an umbrella? Just a spoon-full of sugar . . .
(This post was edited by Bracegirdle on Mar 17 2014, 3:45am)
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Loresilme
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Mar 19 2014, 2:23pm
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Thanks for that, it was perfect !!
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Mar 21 2014, 2:55am
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(continuing the song)....helps the Balrog go down...
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Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Lobelia, easily!
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