Mar 17 2014, 7:04pm
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This is the monthly “Dirty Fighting” training seminar of the “Uruk-hai Bob-and-weave Workshop” held at the Nurn Stampede Grounds. Pre-registry: 9 Reek Ave., Nurn, Mordor.
Uglúk vs Gorbag
RSVP only if you have a minimum of a 3rd Degree in “Knuckle Dragging Crouch-and-Run”.
Come one and all and enjoy the blood!
This month will be a 12 round exhibition match between Uglúk and Gorbag, (Biting, kidney punches, head butts, eye gouging, and crotch kneeing will be allowed.) But this month’s emphasis is on “Throat Slicing From Behind” and “Knife Licking”.
From World's End then he turned away,
and yearned again to find afar .
his home through shadows journeying,
and burning as an island star . . .