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Lobelia Sackville-Baggins vs Gothmog Lord of the Balrogs

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 16 2014, 3:47am

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Lobelia gets to use her umbrella! Unsure

From World's End then he turned away,
and yearned again to find afar .
his home through shadows journeying,
and burning as an island star . . .

-Bilbo Baggins


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 16 2014, 9:51am

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Lobelia, easily! [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh

"Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere." - Albert Einstein


dubulous
Rohan

Mar 16 2014, 3:01pm

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I don't see how the balrog would even stand a chance. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Meneldor
Valinor


Mar 16 2014, 7:17pm

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From out of the shadow a red sword leaped flaming. [In reply to] Can't Post

The umbrella glittered wet in answer.
There was a ringing clash and a spray of fine raindrops. The Balrog fell back and its sword flew up in soggy fragments. Lobelia swayed on her doorstep, stepped back a pace, and then again stood still.
"You cannot pass until you wipe your feet!" she said.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 16 2014, 7:25pm

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Brilliant! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's just too funny... Laugh

"Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere." - Albert Einstein


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 16 2014, 7:47pm

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The clash of the Dreaded Umbrella [In reply to] Can't Post


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The umbrella glittered wet in answer.
There was a ringing clash and a spray of fine raindrops. The Balrog fell back and its sword flew up in soggy fragments. Lobelia swayed on her doorstep, stepped back a pace, and then again stood still.
"You cannot pass until you wipe your feet!" she said.


A hoot Meneldor
And all done with nary a (sharpend) silver spoon. Unimpressed

From World's End then he turned away,
and yearned again to find afar .
his home through shadows journeying,
and burning as an island star . . .

-Bilbo Baggins


Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 16 2014, 11:31pm

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Very perceptive, Meneldor. [In reply to] Can't Post

Few things are as terrifying as a house proud female.


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 17 2014, 1:59am

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That. Exactly that. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Mar 17 2014, 3:05am

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Now let's move on to the great question of our time: [In reply to] Can't Post

Does Lobelia's umbrella have wings?



I'll just stand back and watch the fireworks now.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 17 2014, 3:45am

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Why, yes. What could be MORE important? [In reply to] Can't Post

Lobelia's umbrella WAS a triple-use instrument.

1. It kept the Rain Giants off her head.
2. It was a great hidey-hole for silver spoons & various other goodies.
3. And not necessarily of primary import: It smacked Gothmog a heavy blow till he wiped off his dirty feet.

Wings? Well, wasn't it Mary Poppins that flew with an umbrella? Just a spoon-full of sugar . . .Heart

(This post was edited by Bracegirdle on Mar 17 2014, 3:45am)


Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 19 2014, 2:23pm

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Awesome!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for that, it was perfect Laugh!!


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Mar 21 2014, 2:55am

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(continuing the song)....helps the Balrog go down... [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?

 
 

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