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Treebeard, Merry and Pippin - A First Take

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The Shire


Mar 14, 3:02pm


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Treebeard: ‘Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning....’

Merry: ‘Gimli?’

Treebeard: ‘Destroyers and usurpers, curse them!’

Pippin: ‘You are Gimli, and I claim my £5...’

Treebeard: ‘No, I’m not’

Merry: 'Yes, you are. You’re Gimli disguised as a tree’

Treebeard: 'I am an Ent!’

Pippin: 'How come you’ve got his voice?’

Treebeard: '......erm, I am the White Gimli’

Merry: 'No, you’re not...’

Pippin: 'I would say brown. With a hint of green...’

Treebeard: 'Don’t be hasty, little Orc...’

Merry: ‘We are hobbits. Halflings. Shirefolk!’

Treebeard: ‘No, you’re not...’

Pippin: ‘Yes, we are. Do we look like the sort of people who’d go around gnawing and biting.......have you got any food, by the way?’

Treebeard: 'Food? What’s food? Sounds like orc mischief to me!’

Merry: ‘Are you thick?’

Treebeard: ‘Yes, I am. I’m about ten feet round’

Pippin: ‘He is thick, Merry. Let us down!’

Treebeard: ‘Why?’

Merry: ‘Because you’re about to start singing, and both of us would rather be somewhere else when that happens...’

Treebeard: ‘That’s a bit harsh. Nevertheless, I can see that you are not orcs. Orcs wouldn’t have that perception...’

Pippin: 'No! No! He’s going to start! Let us down!’

Treebeard: 'Have you seen the Entwives?’

Merry: ‘Have they got Gimli’s voice as well?’

Treebeard: ‘I don’t remember...’

Pippin: 'We should never have left the Shire, Merry....’


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Treebeard, Merry and Pippin - A First Take thursday_next Send a private message to thursday_next Mar 14, 3:02pm
    Oh my, oh my... BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Mar 14, 3:14pm
    Bwahaha! Eruvandi Send a private message to Eruvandi Mar 14, 5:20pm
        It's all mine..... thursday_next Send a private message to thursday_next Mar 14, 6:27pm
            I'm expecting more now, just so you'd know :) BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Mar 14, 6:37pm
                My posts are mainly utter nonsense... thursday_next Send a private message to thursday_next Mar 14, 7:25pm
                    Oh, more! Nice! BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Mar 14, 8:30pm
                        Thanks, you're very gracious... thursday_next Send a private message to thursday_next Mar 14, 10:08pm
                            Ah, you're spoiling me! BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Mar 14, 10:33pm
    My goodness these are fabulous! On behalf on the Tolkienian Legislature Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Mar 16, 7:55pm
        I would be happy....but, but.... thursday_next Send a private message to thursday_next Mar 17, 12:19pm
            You're welcome! And I'll tell Ioreth Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Mar 18, 2:44pm
    *applause* That was fun!!! :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 17, 4:24pm

 
 
 

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